Delaware Punch

Amazing drink found in a small gas station in Conway. Is said to be banned because of an unknown color additive...but still tastes GREAT

Andrew- Dude, get a Delaware Punch
Hunter- Whats that?
Andrew- I dont know
Hunter- Looks good, i'll try it.

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University of Delaware

College located in Newark, DE 19711

UD specializes in assigning students numbers and only caring if your tuition is paid up.

Prof do seem to car for students if you let them.

Party school where admin constantly tries to curb college "binge" drinking with gov't grants.

Where cops are assholes

A college that used to be really ool when the Ballooon was still around

Where locals are reffered to as "townies" but in reality only applies to the thugs that hang out that do NOT actually attend UD ex "your from Newark" yes "so your a townie?" No, I actually go here

I go to University of Delaware because I didn't apply anywhere else

My parents are happy I'm staying in DE, please shoot me

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University of Delaware

A third-rate state university that has suceeded in brainwashing its students into believing that the First Amendment is evil.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but if someone calls you a name the University of Delaware will expel them.

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delaware destroyer

a drink used to finish off a night of drinking, composed of apple sauce and rubbing alcohol, known to cause terrible nightmares

Man, that delaware destroyer you mixed me up made me dream hitler rounded my family up in a cage

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Delaware effect

The effect of a sudden, greater appreciation for your home state after visiting a place that is much shittier than where you grew up.

The following excerpt from the Broadway musical "Why Delaware Sucks" will give full meaning and understanding to the "Delaware effect."
Jack: "How was your trip, Brad?"
Brad: "I'm so excited to go back to my house in the sewers after having been to Delaware, the shittiest place in ALL OF AMERICA!"

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Crossing the Delaware

Having sex with a girlfriend or boyfriend while he or she is asleep. Originates from George Washington's sneak attack against the British on Christmas Day 1776 and his numerous nocturnal sneak attacks on Martha W.

Bill tried Crossing the Delaware last night, but I woke up and pushed him off me.

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Delaware derby

Yet another name for a mullet.

"I went to the Punkin Chunkin festival and saw a sweet Delaware derby!"

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