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A rather long but increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Yup, among the super doozies laid out by this delusional lying sack of shit are: he claims that he predicted that Osama bin Laden would hit the Twin Towers and that President Obama was “constantly begging” Kim Jong Un to meet with him while he was President.
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Unlike Truman Show Delusion sufferers who see themselves as being the unwitting main character in a reality TV show, Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder sufferers see their life as being full-blown scripted, expensive serialised drama TV Series. They frame each year of their life as being a 'season', each week roughly equating to a single 'episode' of their show.
The sufferer twists known facts and does mental gymnastics to shoehorn their mundane lives into some form of 'season arc' for their character.
They know full well that they aren't really in a TV show. - they just desperately want to be.
Ultimately, Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder is just a tactic employed by the miserable to deny reality - those who know deep down that the only way their life can have meaning is not through art or expression, giving and charity, a relationship with God but instead by forcibly contextualising everything as being a carefully scripted, story-boarded and rehearsed piece of fiction to be consumed by only the sufferer themselves.
The sufferer inevitably commits suicide or dies in their 'series finale' - Whether their TV Series achieved excellence and a satisfactory conclusion (Breaking Bad), was cancelled before its time and fondly remembered (Party Down), went seasons too long and became a shadow of itself (The Simpsons), (Dexter) can only be determined by the dead sufferer's friends and family at the funeral.
Q; "What's wrong with Caleb? He said he hadn't seen me since 'Season 2', and that he thought I'd been written out, whatever that means?
A: "Dude yeah he's got Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder' - just nod and smile. He'll kill himself if he thinks his show might be getting cancelled or resorting to cheap plot twists"
A rather long bit increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Yup, among the super doozies laid out by this delusional lying sack of shit are: he claims that he predicted Osama Bin Laden would hit the Twin Towers and that President Obama was “constantly begging” Kim Jong Un to meet with him while he was President!
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A person who has their head so far up in the clouds that they actually believe their faggoty ass will ever be succesful by any means. Person can also persuade people around them into thinking they are not complete retarted losers by doing mediocre tasks and making them look difficult.
That delusional douche bag made a movie and all he did was use final cut pro on his mac and now he thinks he's going to Hollywood.
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A condition of someone who believes that a pellet smoker has any ability to produce BBQ. In other words, a person who has no ability to cook BBQ like a real man, and needs the BBQ equivalent of an electric wheel chair to cook. Also known as "PSDD", or better served as an over priced boat anchor.
Both Matt and White Rice are suffering from pellet smoker delusional disorder because they honestly believes that their POS can produce anything remotely close to BBQ.
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DDS (Delusional Depression Syndrome) is a person (usually a preteen) who thinks he/she is depressed, but is just edgy.
Symptoms: Posting aesthetic Simpsons videos on tiktok
Using TikTok
Wearing a black hoodie in public
Being "QUIRKY"
Constantly acting depressed.
Friend: Abby's always sad.
Me: Lol, she has Delusional Depression Syndrome.
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What Is It? Tony Abbott Delusional disorder is classified as a psychotic disorder, a disorder where a person has trouble recognizing reality. A delusion is a false belief that is based on an incorrect interpretation of reality. Delusions, like all psychotic symptoms, can occur as part of many different psychiatric disorders. But the term delusional disorder is used when delusions are the most prominent symptom.
A person with this illness holds a false belief firmly, despite clear evidence or proof to the contrary.
The outlook varies. Although the disorder can go away after a short time, delusions also can persist for months or years. The inherent reluctance of a person with this disorder to accept treatment makes the prognosis worse. However, people with this disorder retain many areas of functioning, so some do reasonably well with limited assistance.
That poor man has "Tony Abbott Delusional Disorder", quick call the vet.
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