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Allusion of delusion to illusion in hallucination and general thinking
Illusions delusions:
I've tried AND on yah hot SUM no go oh how I've tried.
Believing that anything that exits their body through their anus does not have odor.
Brad's fecal delusions after eating fast food tacos got him thrown out of the car pool.
When a streamer's audience (usually male) fool themselves into thinking the streamer (usually female) can be attained for a relationship as long as she is single. This delusion is shattered when she reveals she is in a relationship, which, consequently, leads to indignant backlash by the horde of disappointed men.
Streamer: I have a boyfriend, guys!
Delusional man: Ohmahgerd but I thought you were mine.
Streamer: Sorry to shatter your attainability delusion, but you should've known better.
Delusional man: *proceeds to report all her accounts*
When the man is in a relationship with the girl but the girl is single
They are delusive
When a sales manager sees things from his or her own point of view and thinks that is the norm.
Just call your cc company and ask for an increase to your limit to 50k. Managerial delusion
The delusion that comes with being on Snapchat and constantly thinking you look like your filtered version of yourself
Girl: Posts clearly filtered picture
Guy: Hey we know that really isn’t you and that you’re not really a cat
Girl: Dont be hating cause you think I’m cute
Guy: She clearly has Snapchat delusion
Girl: *snap* look at me shimmering and having day
OHOHOH! WE HIT A CORD WITH THAT ONE!
Hym "Nonono. Not a delusion! Perfectly linear reasoning! If (according to Jordan Peterson) EVERYONE would have been a Nazi... And I... Am doing THE OPPOSITE... Of what EVERYONE else is doing... Then... I would be the Not-Nazi. The Notzi (if you will). I would be that. I'm the Schindler. I mean, do you seriously believe for a single second that I would not keep Sarah Silverman locked in my house for years? Come on. We know me better than that."