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Furious masturbation from pent up sexual frustration.
Aiden hadn't been laid in three years. He was too busy playing WOW to find a girlfriend. So when a female avatar in the game got half naked and danced, he began releasing the demons. Now his keyboard suffers from stickeys.
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The first album from Phase Two of the hip-hop/reggae/everything else band, Gorillaz. While it is indeed the fourth album released from them, it's the second to feature brand new songs from their new artistic style (both musical and drawn). After a five year hiatus, Demon Days contains many new and superb songs, including singles Feel Good Inc., Dare, and (later) El Mañana. This album was produced by the prestigious DJ Dangermouse, who is responsible for mixing The Grey Album. B-Sides to Demon Days are already here, with more on their way.
Henry: Man, that new Gorilllaz album Demon Days sure makes me Feel Good....Inc. Hehehe.
Jake:...Shut up.
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Someone who will kill someone for the highest tier or raw clout. Secretly loves clout and needs to feed off others to live.
Someone blows up on Youtube:
Jake: Hey wanna be friends.
Blow up: Hey
Jake:( im about to be a clout demon) Grabs a knife from his bag.
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A Yoruba demon is typically a young man of Yoruba descent who has the uncanny gift to effortlessly make ladies fall head over heels in love with him. He is naturally a gifted smooth talker and a Casanova and prides himself in being able to acquire a huge follower-ship of female admirers and side chicks. He is gifted at absolving himself of any responsibility in his relationships. Generally, he is a seductive cock-tail of sweet and bitter.
There is no going back after you date a Yoruba demon, you keep coming back for more.
Dayo Ojo is a Yoruba demon
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A story of a boy who's family was murdered by "Michael Jackson". The mc also has cute demon sister who gets simped on by the "electric simp"
Nezuko: *just existing*
Zenitsu: ~NeZuKo~ ChAn~
(best scene from demon slayer)
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The best YouTuber ever. She makes Danganronpa content, and other content like that as well. Truly the best YouTuber ever.
Person 1: Who's your favorite YouTuber?
Person 2: whatsoever demon
Person 1: OMG YES SHE'S THE BEST YOUTUBER!!!
Person 2: SLAYYYYYYY!!!!!
Person 1: SLAYYYYYY!!!!!
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An evil supernatural force that lives within cyberspace and randomly rejects sent emails for no apparent reason.
Dave: Did you email that hottie from Craigslist about hooking up this weekend?
Ryan: I tried but the mailer-demon apparently is already dating her...because he sent it right back to me.
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