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avoiding the recognition of how old you are
Age Denial can be accomplished by not looking in mirrors and/or not wearing glasses
After purchasing a bag of marijuana you thought was chronic, turns out to be in fact the dreaded beasters, the customer is in a state of utter disbelief and shock and refuses to accept the harsh beaster truth, even though his friend instantly smelled the beasters upon initial inspection.
Friend 1:"Hey man, you want to check out the weed I have right now, it is some heady shit."
Friend 2: (upon inspection) "Oh snap you got robbed, those are the beastiest beasters i ever laid my bleedin eyes on you beastcase. And they smell like hay."
Friend 1:"No way dude, I paid twenty a G for these buds!"
Friend 2:"Wow, looks like you are experiencing a classic case of beaster denial."
When someone thinks they're good/the best at a game when they are really just a noob. They will continue to argue with you, trying to explain how they are better without any proof. When you end up beating them/doing better than them they will still continue to make excuses as to how they are better.
Nikko: I don't understand how you're beating me, I'm better than you at this game!
Mikey: It's all good you're in noob denial
Nikko: Nope you just got lucky lets play again
The action of denying that you are a "Virtual Youtuber" to say some of your leftover ego. Symptoms are : Hiding your face under a bag, losing your wife in a golf game, using a cheap PNG model and playing Vtuber music in your stream altho you say you aren't one.
Person 1: Damn bro you gotta check out this vtuber "leer_bag" they're really entertaining
Person 2: HUH wut ? i thought they said they are not a vtuber
Person 1: Nah that's just "Vtuber Denial" They will admit it one day Wink ;)
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when a thread in an online discussion becomes so dense that no one can figure out the context of any post in it.
A: what was the context, again?
B: i thought you knew.
A: Oh. A denial of context has occurred.
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(n) To use mouthwash instead of brushing one's teeth before going out for lack of time or total laziness.
"I put on some deoderant and did a dental denial but still got to work 10 minutes late"
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Main Entry: Af·ro-De·ni·al
Pronunciation: 'a-(")frO di-'nI(-&)l, dE-
Function: noun/adjective
Etymology: The Boondocks Comic Strip (1999)
: a psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-delusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
Jazmine: I don't care what you say. I DON'T have an AFRO. I don't, I don't, I DON'T.
Huey: *sigh* How sad.
Huey: You're clearly suffering from "Afro-Denial." Textbook Case.
Jazmine: What!!?
Huey: This looks serious, I better start planning the intervention.
Jazmine: Afro-Denial?
Jazmine: There's no such thing as "Afro-Denial." I bet you made that up!
Huey: Wait ... here it is.
Huey: AFRO-DENIAL: A psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
Jazmine: Well I think you and your book are STUPID. SO THERE!!!
Huey: Hmm... Sounds like "Ethno-Ambiguo Hostility Syndrome"...
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