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Denim Boner

A public erection which is noticed only by close contact (Usually during 'dirty dancing' or 'freaking.') The boner is concealed from sight by thick jeans or slacks and is only identified upon feel/touch, usually when a girl is grinding on a guy while dancing.

"That guy I was just dancing with totally got a Denim Boner!"

"Kelly likes dancing at the club; she enjoys the attention and giving guys Denim Boners."

by whichguy June 1, 2009

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denim tickle

The act of fingering a girl from the out side of her pants. Usally results in the girl gettings sore or raw.

JHN- why is nicole walking weird?
Bru- Because i gave her a denim tickle last night
JHN- Shes that sore?
Bru- No she isnt walking like that cuz shes sore. Shes walkign like that because she was too sore to have sex... so she got it up the ass.

by Silverwood May 2, 2006

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Denim Eyes

When a girl's denim short-shorts ride up her crotch so severely she gets denim up to the eyeballs.

"These shorts are giving me the worst denim eyes."

by denimdress June 5, 2014

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denim wiener

for a female, when your jeans sag far enough down that you have enough space between your crotch and the crotch of your pants to fit a sizable dong and testicle set.

Me: these pants are way to big, I've got a denim wiener.

lysh: DENIM WEIN!!!!!

by man.d. May 2, 2011

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denim eclipse

When a person leans over wearing blue jeans, and part of their butt crack is exposed. Does not apply to a full showing of the butt, but it is at least partially covered. Can be attractive in some cases, but usually not. Like a solar eclipse, looking for more than a second can burn your eyes.

She bent over pick up a box, and all I could see was her denim eclipse.

by Monty Basilton IV February 28, 2012

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midnight denim

bodily fluids found on shirts, pants, bed sheets, and other fabrics as a result of "intercourse". these may leave a milky white stain. this is called "Midnight Denim".

aaron was going to donate clothing at Goodwill, but found out that they do not accept "Midnight Denim".

by DJ Screwdriver June 6, 2010

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denim castration

Symptom of jeans that fit far too snuggly around the crotch area.

I'm getting a bad case of denim castration from that pair of pants my aunt bought me for Christmas. Remind me to head back to the store and trade them in asap. Before I lose the ability to have children.

by white-boy December 25, 2011

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