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i'm making a deposit in the porcelain bank
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I'll be making a deposit at the international bank of poo later this evening.
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Where the most sexually rewarding, explicit, fulfilling, and indulging sexual encounters and or memories are retained in the mind for the most anticipated and pleasurable masturbation sessions.
example1:
Tom: hey bro, remember when you and i ran the train on that Holly Lolly girl from the Sunset Tan show?
Jon: yeah man, i have that shizzle stored in my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box
example2:
Matt: hey bud, did you end up hooking up with that horny, drunk blonde chick that was all over you last night?
Steve: Nahh dawgg, before we left to my place she passed out in the bathroom, i had to bring out old memories from my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box that night as a pathetic attempt to even come close to the amount of pleasure that i was so close to getting...
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expression used to refer to a bowel movement. The china being the porcelain toilet.
Nobody could find Steve, it turns out he was in the bathroom putting a deposit down on some fine china
male genitalia - external male sex organs.
A: "If you bully me I will kick you where it hurts most."
B: "My bank accounts?"
A: "No, your generational deposit."
When a landlord takes money from tenant’s deposits every time they let it out, but never use the money to actually fix or replace the thing it’s for. Often the damage being charged for is more like fair wear and tear, or was a problem before the tenants even moved in.
My landlord took our deposit to replace the carpet that was stained when we arrived. I know the next tenants and when I went to visit them, the stain was still there. Seems like they were just deposit farming.