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Sexiest baseball player.. Jawline to cut and the hottest man in the world
Ian Desmond is tasty
A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.
"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."
The action of coughing and accidentally soiling ones pants
Whoops I did a Desmonde
a reference to the slickness of duncan stainer lord of latin and 8x
slick des i have latin with slick desmond next
Urban dictionary: "Get a Desmond mug for your guy James"
A FAT FUCKING N****R THAT SMELLS AND IS FUCKING FAT
That guy is suuuuuch a desmond.
He is a topper who scored 97.44% in his 10th grade and is an artist.