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Largest, dirtiest city in Michigan. Is an industrial wasteland.
The city that everyone from Michigan who gets famous says their from.
I always want to kill myself after a trip through Detroit.
I have a record deal, so I'm from Detroit.
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Resident of Detroit, Michigan.
The Lions are a major cause of depression among Detroiters.
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the most badass city on the planet! also refered to the 313. origin of eminem
Person 1: hey, where u from?
Person 2: Detroit
Person 1: damnnnnn, you're badass
Person 2: 313 represent
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A city that people think is unwealthy. The people here are very magical. Don't mess with Detroit
Did you ever go to detroit, holy cow you better be careful.
The city that caused the majority of Michigan’s population to avoid 8-mile
The city that everyone says is getting better, but really isn’t
Where everyone in Michigan says they’re from, even though almost no one lives there
Crime and murder is high, but at least we have the Red Wings
P1: Where are you from?
P2: Detroit
P1: My friend lives there, he says that it’s not as bad as everyone says
P2: Well he’s wrong
A city where you can’t have shit.
“Fuckers stole my stuff; can’t have shit in Detroit!”
*Gunshot*
Oh hey I heard a gunshot.
Of course you did, you live in Detroit