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A man serving as our vice president from 2000-2004. However, no one knows about him, because he hasn't done anything important for our country!
Dick Cheyney is our V.P.? How would I know that?
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To make sure you never with a president.
The reason to not hunt quail while drinking.
"I certainly wouldn't want to hunt quail while drunk! I'd be a real Dick Cheney then!"
"Hey Look! Quail! Come on Dick, Don't point at me! Point at the Qua-", The words spoken by Harry Whittington before waking up in a hospital sometime later with pellet wounds to his face, neck and upper torso. Also had a minor, non-fatal heart attack due to this.
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Prince Albert's bigger heavier metallic cousin
I got myself a dick cheney but its shear mass was too much for me so i down graded to a lighter prince albert
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Awesome bionic VP with a high tech pacemaker in his chest that has the built-in capability to brew his own high quality coffee.
Currently residing in a cave in Afghanistan in his personal pursuit of Osama Bin Laden.
As of this moment Dick Cheney is in a cave somewhere in Afghanistan brewing up some of his own delicious coffee.
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the act of a person appearing out of nowhere at any given moment, precisely to scare Dan Farnand.
Last week a guy popped out of nowhere and Dan screamed, "ahh it's Dick Cheney."
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(1) Republican. Vice President of The United States under George W. Bush. 2001-2009
(2) Scared the life out of pony-tailed, old Hippies, who, after having lived in the U.S. all their lives, have never actually read the Constitution, yet claim to understand it.
(3)Source of irrational anger for petulant, over-privileged children posing as adults who are pissed off that they missed the 60's, or having experienced the 60's, rail at growing old and irrelevent. Note: It is thought that he looks like their fathers who never showed them any affection, hence their rage.
Rainbow: "Dick Cheney is a murderer!"
Rainbow's Father: "You know, the Vice President has no actual authority"
Rainbow: "I HATE YOU DADDY! Can I borrow the car?"
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The Vice President of the USA. He is also a sex machine, a la Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now". He can have sex with many people for a very long time. It wears out his heart, though. He is also Sara's personal fluffums.
I haven't had sex in so long... We'll have to call in DICK CHENEY!
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