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When you organise a spectacular military parade to say, "Tanks" to all your dictator friends.
Did you see all those Russian tanks at the inaugural Big Dick Day?
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On April 12th, all girls get payback on boys from the day before, which was “national grab ass day” so we have “national grab dick day” boys, be prepared
“Just go grab his dick, it’s national grab dick day”
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Person 1: Hey guys it's grab dick day
Person 2: But isn't that everyday
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Kick dick day is on the 4th and the 17th of October on these day your allowed to kick anyone’s dicks
I kicked everyone’s dick because it was kick dick day
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National Unsolicited Dick pic day takes place August 29th of every year. It’s a holiday in which men take photos of their penis and send them to women without regards for their feelings.
Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that today is National Unsolicited Dick pic day?
Guy 2: today? I thought it was yesterday. I sent Joanna a picture with flash and she didn’t respond.
Guy 1: yesterday? Dude that’s so culturally insensitive.
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when guys need to shut up about mondays being national rape day ...cut off their dicks day every friday!
“Hey dude it’s national cut dicks off day” (cutely cuts dick off)
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April 11th is National Flick Dick Day
Flick all the dicks you want
“Hey!”
“sorry it’s flick a dick day”
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