Verb. Occurs when an individual (usually male) is walking around his house or a locker room naked, not giving a damn that there are other people around him; occurs most often when someone calls you and you're in the middle of changing
Dude, I know the towels in this locker room are moldy, but could you please just grab one and stop ding-donging around?
A person who rings doorbells and bitches at whoever opens the door.
I need to let off some steam. I'm gonna go play Ding Dong Bitch.
When a woman is riding a guy then puts her feet flat down going up and down his dick
Babe come do those ding dong squats on me!
A term for a long home run in baseball. Pedro Martinez originally coined the term.
Cespedes hit a loooonnnnnggggggg ding dong Johnson!!!!!!!
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When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up
Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"
A hilarious song which is 20% porn,75% moustache, and 5% music.
Friend: Hey, I'm watching bisexual porn, wanna watch?
Me: Sure!
Laptop: Ooh you touched my tralala...
Me: Oh ding dong song! Now I get it.
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It is when someone is an idiot. You can ring their head like ringing a door bell and they are so stupid nothing will answer.
E.g. Yer man don't listen to Steve he is a ding dong head.
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