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A directioner is a person who is a fan of the boy band “one direction” they are the most craziest fandom in the world, they would do anything for the members of the boy band, they know everything about the boys another thing they do is cry about how the boy band split up if you meet a directioner then don’t mess with them because they’ll spill all they can about you and if your friends with one then be nice to them or they WILL tell everyone everything about you
Friend-“Hey do you know anything about Niall Horan?”
Directioner-“YEH I DO he was born 13th September 1993 in Mullingar in Ireland his birth time is 8:15 on a Monday morning he was part of one direction he’s also colour blind, he has natural brunette hair but he dyed it blonde when he was in the band, Do you wanna know about the rest of them??”
Friend-“No thanks, but how do you know all this?”
Directioner-“Oh I’m a directioner!”
We break the internet on accident (I guess) If you talk crap about any one of them you are risking your life. One direction is not just a band it’s a lifestyles for us we are constantly making jokes and normal person wouldn’t understand. And some of our moms say we need help(mine). Yet every single one of us are beautiful and very kind. One direction has secretly made a cult and we’re here for it. Tpwk- H
Insecure weirdo: one direction is trash they are all simps
Directioner: wHAt DiD yOu sAy?!?!?
the most fucking awesome people on the planet.
these girls (and guys) will stand by One Direction no matter what. even when the freakin zombie apocalypse comes.
some of them walk around town with their 5/5 follows and front row concert tickets and backstage passes, while most of them sit around all day in front of their computers wishing that they could go to a concert. oh, and fangirling. FANGIRLING
SOMETHING TO NOTE: do NOT mess with Directioners. they are a very dangerous species. just know that if you say one thing bad about 1D, they will track you down and possible kill you.
girl- "how come no one likes me?"
directioner- "bc you arent a directioner"
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A family of beautiful, talented/skillful, dedicated, overprotective One Direction fans who own the world and every social media known to mankind.
Guy: do you know who they are?
NB: uh oh they're called Directioners. Don't mess with them if you don't want to be called a greasy burrito
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Someone who is supremely into One Direction and One Direction only. People who listens to nothing but 1D and is the hugest fan of One Direction. Probably one of the most annoying fans ever, but knows almost everything about the boys from 1D.
Gayleheart: *opens a 1D song*
Jaycee:*begins dancing/singing to it*
Gayleheart: *starts talking about Harry/Niall/Louis/Liam/Zayn*
*Everyone joins in*
Me: ....addicts...of course, they are Directioners
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Annoying 14 year old girls who idolise a group of pre-pubescent appearing boys who couldn't even win The X Factor.
Absolute slaves to the Simon Cowell media machine, their ignorance, obsession and constant abuse of the twitter trends with stupid in jokes or trying to turn anything normal towards their "idols" infuriate everyone over the age 18 who actually want to use twitter properly.
Twitter Fan Girl Directioner: "OMG ZAYN RT ME. NOTICE ME. I KNOW YOUR JOKES LOL. YOU ARE THE CUTEST BOY EVER"
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The absolute shittiest fan base to ever walk the planet. They're hated among the metal community for their horrid actions and hideous attitudes. Most Directioners question why no one likes them when it really is quite obvious.
Most Directioners like to think that they're funny by being rude and cruel to others, when really they're all just a bunch of butt hurt pre-pubescent twelvies. Most likely, if you act like a majority of Directioners, you probably need Jesus.
Directioners: Alex Gaskarth should kill himself because he's an emo fag.
Directioners: Mitch Lucker probably killed himself because he's a weak emo fag.
Directioners: Mitch's 5 year old daughter should kill herself because her dad was an emo fag.
Directioners: LET'S TREND #1DTOWARPED2013 TO PISS OFF ALL THE "SCENE" AND "EMO" KIDS
Everyone Else: Fuck you, you ignorant little twats.
Directioners: Why does everyone hate us?
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