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Dispenser

1). TF2 Building that can only be built as Engineer (so are Sentry and Teleporters)
2). A FNF song in the Vs Mann Co. Mod, which hits pretty hard (includes Heavy, Scout, Engineer and Soldier)
3). Excluding TF2, a Dispenser basically just gives shit

Red Heavy: There's no Medic, P O O T I S DISPENSER HERE
Red Engineer: Dispenser going up!

by WhatsItTooYa95 January 21, 2023


Beat My Dispenser

Its when a girl masturbates

For men its beat my meat. but now for women its beat my dispenser because of when they squirt its like a soda dispenser.

crush:hey im gonna beat my dispenser later wanna watch
me:sure
crush:im sorry that was not meant for you

by i wanna fuck mss December 6, 2017


std dispenser

The act of having sex with multiple people and simoultaneously transmitting a sexually tranferable disease.

"Why are all the hot babes sick?"
"Yo that guy had sex with all of them, he is a real STD dispenser"

by Psycadelicgamer March 25, 2017


Dispensable

To describe a bitch that SHALL BE CHUCKED OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW AFTER SEX others do not have concern for this type of person due to their obsessiveness, sluttiness, annoyances and lack of standards. Also describes someone unable to apply Chapstick..

"Do you know that girl Kelsey..?She's fucking dispensable. Only good for hooking up and fucking then after that it's bye bye!

"Did you hook up with that girl last night?" "Come on dude shes fucking dispensable. Every time I see her shes always all over another dude in the same night, no ones cares for a slut like that."

by Cedahhhh January 24, 2014


New Orleans Mayo Dispenser

The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.

A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.

I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...

by nehirgniqe December 27, 2022


nigga dispensation

When a black person gives their white friend permission to use the N-word around them.

"I gave Kyle nigga dispensation and now he thinks he can drop N-bombs wherever he wants."

by PowermongerX July 20, 2019


soap dispenser

sexual practice; the act of ejaculating into a person's mouth who also happens to have a tracheostomy; the ejaculate dripping out of the cancer hole resembles a soap dispenser

optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards

Bradley wasn't particularly sad about Catherine's throat cancer diagnosis, as he finally had the chance to perform the soap dispenser.

by SoapW!zard March 7, 2017