Blizzle Dizzled

The state of being dazzled by bling.

I was blizzle dizzled by those rims.

Dizzle Donkey

One who murders midgets or other small people for expressed necrophilic purposes.

Dizzle Donk - verb, alt. noun

Willie Wonka: Charlie, where all my Umpa Loompas at?
Charlie: Me and my crew dizzle donk'd those fools.
Willie Wonka: You a dizzle donkey?
Charlie: Word.

wizzle dizzle

A dude that is a dude.

Hey look at that wizzle dizzle, what a dude.

dizzle tizzle

Slang for Death Trap. Often used in the context of a moving vehicle.

Justin: "So, whos car we taking"
Blake: "We can take mine"
Justin: "Hell no, i wont ride in the dizzle tizzle!, were taking mine"

rizzle dizzle

(1) The real deal.
(2) Something of unquestionable integrity.

Immortal technique is tha rizzle dizzle fo shizzle - he won't sign to no majors.

bo dizzle

Something extraordinary.

"Buffalo Wings are the bo dizzle!"

short dizzle

a tiny penis that is usually owned by a wanna-be thug/wigger that claims to have a giant hog between his toothpicks

Gib wanted to be a porn star, until the talent scout told him he was a short dizzle.