someone who makes it sound as if they want to get involved in doin something but wen it comes down to it dey alwayz find some way ta bail out of it; or someone who always seems to have "something else" to do, no matter wat time of day or nite it iz; or someone who can get out of ANYTHING ta save their own ass
Sid: Oh yea dude! that party soundz hella tyte
Nate: aight dude, lets hit it up, ill come get u in 10
Sid: aww dude, i cant... i got hella shit ta do ryte now
(sid is one muthafuckin artful dodger)
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is a male celebrity who is a closeted homosexual who avoids any sexual contact with a female
Remember when Clay Aiken was a Cunt Dodger
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a person who purposely avoids the penis
ie- A lesbian
Two guys approach two girls at a bar their flirting attempts have no impact.
Male 1- I think these girls could be Schlong Dodgers
Male 2- I agree
You are walking down the street and see two butch women holding hands "Schlong Dodgers"
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Anyone over the age of 65 who is always moaning, always in the way and should be dead!
There was a queue of coffin dodgers outside the post office on tuesday morning.
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Someone who will never show a picture of him/herself to one.
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A Slang Term For A Homo-sexual Male that Avoids Pussy (Vagina) At All Cost.
You Know He's Gay right, a straight up pussy dodger.
If your girl wants you to beat it up then quit do it stop being a lil' pussy dodger!
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When a man pretends to go for a woman's pussy, even sticking it in a bit, but then "falling out" and intentionally cramming his wang in her ass, thereby broadening her sexual horizons.
She thought I was just going to stick it to her missionary style, but I was a pussy dodger.
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