Doody Scoot

When an animal poops and is left with a dingleberry. The animal then proceeds to sit and scoot its' doody across the floor ultimately making a line of doody on the floor you just cleaned.

"Oh my gosh not again. I just got done mopping the floors and my cat just made an epic doody scoot across the entire kitchen!"

puff doody

floaters left behind after a bad flush or low water pressure, resembling pastry puffs made of feces

somebody for got to flush and left
puff doody all up in the shitter

Doodie Bubble

What Bobby Brown dug out of Whitney Houston's butt.

"I've had to dig a doodie bubble out of your butt" -Bobby Brown

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Doodie Truffles

A piece of dog poo that is wrapped nicely in foil.

Feed a couple Reeses Peanut Butter cups to your precious pet with the foil still on. Let it digest. Poop.... And wabaam. Doodie Truffles.

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doodie snatch

The anus of one who is receiving anal sex. Most often used to describe the love-hole of a gay male who plays catcher.

After many messy and anonymous poopsex encounters in the back aisles of JoAnn's Fabrics store, Doug had made a habit of carrying a few WetNaps with him at all times to keep his doodie snatch clean and presentable.

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Oops doodie

When you think you are going to fart, but you actually shit your pants.

Dude, I think I just oops doodied.

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Howdy Doody

Hillbilly slang for "hello."

Howdy doody, Isabella, I done got the chickens back in the coop for ya.

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