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a phrase to describe someone who is being mean, rude, or annoying. Often used to describe men.
Oh my god he is being such a douche canoe
When someone is such a douche that they overflow the capacity of a douchebag and is able to fill a canoe.
When you’re double dipping, you’re a douche canoe!
A person who is being an absolute retard
Landen is a fucking douche canoe
Me: *vents about my ex Austin to a friend*
My friend: "Fuck him, he's a douche canoe"
Douche canoe describes the personality of draco malfoy from the harry potter series. Douche canoe is basically an obnoxious and weird person.
Hey! Can you not be a douche canoe?
Insult to any gender that implies top tier douche bag status.
"If I put a spoiler on my Daewoo you think the chick's would dig it?"..........."No Brad, you already look like a DOUCHE CANOE as it is by owning a daewoo alone."