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A person who reaches the apex of douche baggery. This person is generally a loser that lives in a small town and act like he is a bad ass. Rumor has it that most Steve's are douche canoes, though douche canoes have other names as well. Rumor also has it that Steve's who are douche canoes also have a small penis which explains their napoleon complex.
Steve is such a douche canoe, there is no one in earth that compares. If there were Olympics that involved douche canoe racing, he would get the gold every time.
a phrase to describe someone who is being mean, rude, or annoying. Often used to describe men.
Oh my god he is being such a douche canoe
When someone is such a douche that they overflow the capacity of a douchebag and is able to fill a canoe.
When you’re double dipping, you’re a douche canoe!
A person who is being an absolute retard
Landen is a fucking douche canoe
Me: *vents about my ex Austin to a friend*
My friend: "Fuck him, he's a douche canoe"
Douche canoe describes the personality of draco malfoy from the harry potter series. Douche canoe is basically an obnoxious and weird person.
Hey! Can you not be a douche canoe?