Texting Down Syndrome

Commonly known as TDS, is a term used when you accidentally send a text to a different person who you are having a separate conversation with that is completely irrelevant

(Bill to Amy) "I cant wait to see you again baby!"

(Amy to Bill) "I know, you made me feel so amazing..."

(Bill to JASON) " You were my first you know...."

(Jason to Bill) "What the hell are you talking about???"

(Bill to Jason) "SH*T... sorry Jason. Must be my Texting Down Syndrome again."

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Michigan Down Syndrome

The syndrome common to female inhabitants of the state of Michigan.
Key characteristics include pronounced forehead and face that seems to be sucked in by the mouth giving a bitter look.
Some say that the patients look like relatives of hulk hogan.

Tom: Yo did you just see that chick, she must have just bit into a lemon or something cause she looked rediculous.
Lane: It wasn't a lemon, she just has a bad case of michigan down syndrome.

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down syndrome tiger

It's mom and dad were actually related

Bro did you see that hilarious picture of down syndrome tiger

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Upside Down Syndrome

The disorder in which a person's Down syndrome is so severe that his face is completely rotated out of proportion. More severe cases can affect muscle girth, especially in the forearms. This renders the victim's forearms indistingiushable from pencils. One's speech may also become unamusing and trite.

Chris Max, what's up with your face?
Max BABABABAABaabaaba!!!
Chris O, you must have Upside Down Syndrome, which renders yours forearms indistingiushable from pencils and your speech unwitty. My bad.

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Down Syndrome Banana

Normally a fat, baby faced white kid with blonde hair (George Dalton) that is extremely cringy.

Banana boy "Check out my new phone"
Edgy cunt "You fucking baby faced Down Syndrome Banana"

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Post traumatic Down syndrome

When some is saying some really dumb shit and you need them to shut up

Guy 1: bro what’s Obama’s last name?

Guy 2: you have post traumatic down syndrome if you don’t remember Obama’s last

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Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

When an individual with Down-syndrome loses his/her shit, and proceeds to annihilate anything in reach with a hammer of some sort.

Did you see the news today?

Fuck the news.

Well Alabama was annihilated by a Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

Alright? Who gives a flying fuck about Alabama?

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