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The mythical pedal used by Dragonforce that makes riffs and licks that stop time and make ejaculation unavoidable. Some say that Dragonforce hunted for countless of years to find the pedal, encountering various obstacles almost impossible to overcome and defeating other pedal hunters. Others say they picked it up at their local Guitar Center.
I played some songs with the Dragonforce pedal and I had everyone bowing down before me.
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One who dislikes the band Dragonforce. This could be for many different reasons.
1. They just don't enjoy the music.
2. They hate the fact that there are several unintelligent people that think they are the greatest band ever.
3. They heard a rumor that they speed up their songs and blindly believe it.
4. They dislike all mainstream music.
5. They think it sounds too much like video game metal.
6. Their friends dislike the band and they are merely trying to fit it.
7. They think that their only famous because of Guitar Hero 3. (Not gonna lie, that IS where they got alot of their popularity from.)
There could be several more reasons.
Said hater could be arrogant or passive about their dislike. Most arrogant haters will verbally attack Dragonforce fans saying that they listen to crap music.
1. Me: Yeah, that Dragonforce concert was pretty awesome last night. Lotta misled kids there who think their the best though.
Passive Dragonforce Hater: I don't really care for that band. But I'm glad you had fun. Wanna go see Trivium next month?
Me: YES!
Both high-five.
2. Me: Yeah, that Dragonforce concert was pretty awesome last night. Lotta misled ki...
Arrogant Dragonforce Hater: *interupts* Oh my god, you like Dragonforce? You know they speed up their songs and can't play good live right? Your such a faggot. Go listen to some real metal like Killswitch Engage or Dream Theater.
Me: Um...I actually like both of those bands.
Arrogant Dragonforce hater: Oh....well Dragonforce still sucks the big hairy "I'm only famous because of guitar hero" penis.
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Someone who can't appericate the epicness of Dragonforce
Anyone who is a dragonforce hater has no life
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To be broken up with for your love of British electronic metal.
Your girlfriend or wife realizes it takes precedence over your relationship after:
- 2 months of having rage sex to "Through the Fire and Flames" on loop resulting in a hernia
- Being detained for stealing a bulldozer whilst running back through the midmorning light to collapse the porch and recreate the wastelands evermore in the front yard
- Racking up major medical bills after headbanging to the point of concussion and only being able to utter Bool, Whompst, and Girthquake for the entirety of the relationship
"Man did you hear how Nick got dragonforced?"
"That's unfortunate! I missed hearing crying, pleading, and "Through the Fire and Flames" from a block away"
a band that makes peaceful and classical music/lo-fi
ash:did you hear dragonforces performanse last night it was so calm and litty
dodo:yes I did it was so litty
The best metal band to grace the planet, and are "hated" by dickwads who don't want to admit that they like Dragonforce because they think it is cool to hate on them.
Dragonforce are one of the best metal bands in the world, try change my mind.