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literally just funny sea game made from rogue lineage creators
we changed the name to deepwoken because nobody uses the name Drowned Gods
It's when her vagina is so deep and wet, a small penis couldn't handle it. In other words she's sayin you have a small dick!
Boy, please my pussy would drown you!!
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when a female submerges her naughty bits under water
She dropped her beach towel and walked into the water waist high, therby drowning the cat.
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A game, popular among teens, in which the participant fills his lungs with water as a source of natural high. Once he has nearly drowned, his friend attempts to perform CPR on him. If it is successful, the two switch roles and repeat. Usually the source of water is a swimming pool or body such as an ocean or lake, but other methods have been employed, such as pouring a two-liter bottle of water into the nose. Other names include CPR Game, Kiss 'Em or Miss 'Em, Funeral Game, Two-Liter Game, California Wave, California Waves, Oh Fuck, California Roulette, Dead Kid Game, Ertrinkenspiel, Juego de Ahogamiento, Hockey
Guy 1: "Dude, let's play Drowning Game!"
Guy 2: "OK, what's that?"
Guy 1: "I'll show you. Let me get the two-liter."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1 *returns, pouring a two-liter bottle of water down his nose*: "Like this!"
Guy 2: "What the fuck, stop doing that!"
Guy 1: "It's OK. You'll do CPR on me."
Guy 2: "I don't know CPR. Fuck, stop doing that."
Guy 1 *drowns*
Guy 2: "God damn it."
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Drowned in Sound is an Internet website dedicated to music of the more niche genres although really it just focuses on anything deemed to be more clever and interesting than the average.
The website is home to boards where people can DiScuss their favourite albums (the Music Board) or any shit, although preferably funny shit, that comes into their heads (the Social Board), although many people post on both there is a bit of jokey rivalry between the two boards.
The average user (or DiSer) is young and fairly intelligent, many are students, posts are generally well written and don't use text speak (due to an abundance of Grammar Nazis). Humour is central and mainly of a mock aggressive or self depreciative style.
You should probably be aware that JAGs, Trolls, LADS and Oasis fans will not be tolerated.
DiSer 1: I've just listened to the new Joanna Newsom album, it's great, I'm going to make a thread on the Music board about how she has progressed musically since 'The Milk Eyed Mender'.
DiSer 2: Hmmm, It's alright 'Ys' is better though, I think she's gone for too much of a commercial sound on the new record.
DiSer 1: Maybe, but she can't just remake the same album over and over again, and it's not her fault her voice has changed, she had a nodule operation.
DiSer 3: I don't like her, and there's no way I'm going to sit and listen to over two hours of indie folk, but I kind of fancy her so I'm going to go and make a thread on the Social Board about how she is FIT!
(N.B. This is an unlikely consersation as most users of Drowned in Sound don't actually talk to people in real life)
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After giving me 300mg of Viagraand having several cumgasms -- drowning in cum is how I felt when some other cadets waterboarded me using a cum-stained jockstrap to cover my face as they poured water and jacked off and had cumgasms on my face too.
Shit! I felt like I was drowning in cum!
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Term refers to a fart that starts off normal but takes a turn for the worse when it sounds like gurgaling towards the end.
Dude, you just drowned a fucking duck.
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