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a man that has had his drivers license suspended for drinking and driving and is now subjected to riding a children's bicycle for means of transportation.
Hey man is that your dad on that kids bike? Yeah but thats his bike. Its his dui-cycle. He looks parched. Cmon let's go buy him a beer.
Alone
Alone
Alone
Fragile, handle with care!
Duy Tran is very alone :)))
DUI Mill’s (see “DUI Farm”) are similar to puppy mills except with greedy, unresponsive law firms characterized by a business model based on client volume rather than quality of service. This is a prime example of what has now become known as Cruel Capitalism.
These firms can often be recognized by their heavy use of radio adds with catchy jingles and big promises of results with one-on-one special attention to your case which is actually a lie that is perpetuated just long enough for the client to sign the retainer agreement and then all that special attention disappears like fart in the wind.
Once the agreement is signed you fall into the churning sausage grinder that becomes the DUI legal process when choosing to do business with a DUI Mill.
The attorneys at these DUI Mill sausage grinders do not answer emails or respond to calls unless they need something from you, like a reminder that you have an upcoming payment.
Always remember; cramming as many clients as possible into the sausage hopper is what makes the DUI Mill grinder spin. It’s all money based on volume, quantity, and churn not quality and certainly not the desire to spend any time on your case.
Any remaining money you have will need to be spent on a therapist.
I heard the DUI Mill attorney’s catchy jingle on my radio station with promises of help and all I got for my $6000 was ossifer hogg tied, and brady ball gagged.
Hogg tied because you have signed a legal agreement with them, and ball gagged because you have given the worthless attorney your ability to speak.
Unfortunately, there is no hero from some pulp fiction novel that’s gonna come busting into the basement with a metaphorical baseball bat to save you.
Definition: (n) a criminal legal charge for driving a motor vehicle on a local, state, or national road, highway, parking lot and/or interstate after consuming marijuana in violation of law
"Hey Joe, I saw you walking into the Courthouse the other day. Were you recording that deed?" "Hey Bob, nah. I wish that was it. I got pulled over after the card game last week and the cop smelled herb and he found that bowl you gave me. I got charged with a 'DUI High; and was headed to my arraignment. Know any good Cannabis Criminal Defense Lawyers who can help me?"
Definition: (n) a criminal legal charge for driving a motor vehicle on a local, state, or national road, highway, parking lot and/or interstate after consuming marijuana in violation of law
"Hey Joe, I saw you walking into the Courthouse the other day. Were you recording that deed?" "Hey Bob, nah. I wish that was it. I got pulled over after the card game last week and the cop smelled herb and he found that bowl you gave me. I got charged with a 'DUI High; and was headed to my arraignment. Know any good Cannabis Criminal Defense Lawyers who can help me?"
A standard bicycle with a gasoline engine. They get their name because, typically, their owners were arrested for driving under the influence and lost their license.
That's gotta suck, dude. You lost your license and now you gotta drive around on that DUI Mobile.
I'll cite you for a DUI if you report seeing duplicates again while QA:ing the latest release. Sober up on the job! I know it's Friday but jeez…