Freeze a large long turd and fuck someone with it
"Ive been craving a Chauncey Dung all day"
When your getting up from taking a number two,and drop something in the toilet before flushing.
Did I really just fumble dung my phone on that big turd!!!!!?????
Cigarette smoke byproducts that accumulate in the lungs of smokers.
<doctor> You've got quite a bit of lung dung buildup on both sides. The only advice I have is to quit smoking.
<smoking advocate> No way! That would be infringing on my civil rights.
All the falsehoods, white lies, or fake news about the number π that conspiracy-minded Trumpublicans and QAnonists share on social media to their tribes, most of whom are ladle-fed with daily Fox News misinformation—for example, the googolth digit of π is the biblical value of 3; ET sent an apocalyptic message to earthlings on Pi Day via a Mar-a-Lago resort’s terminal.
Is pi dung a subset of woke math or a root of white supremacy math?
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A hazard exaggerated for unrelated social engineering reasons.
BS in the public interest.
Since we will eventually run out of fossil fuels, the global warming scare is angel dung to promote conservation.
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Pronunciation: 'blak 'd&(ng)
Function: noun
1: What one gets after a heavy night of drinking Guinness or Guinness Extra Stout. Normally not a pleasant experience and relatively foul. Play on the disease black lung. A form of beer shits.
Dood, the Raiders game was so bad last night I had to bathe in Guinness to enjoy it... and this morning I had the worst case of black dung.
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The act of shitting your pants while wearting a thong on a tricycle.
Do You know where the bathroom is? I think I just dung thonged myself.
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