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napoleon dynamite is a retarded and over-quoted movie that was and is not funny. Most people say "Its hilarious after you see it!" No its not. It still sucks total ass. There is nothing hilarious about it. There are some subtle things that are semi-funny about his way of life that are funny if you live or have visited the area where he lives but it is still a waste of money, time, and thought. Will sadly live on forever due to the fact that fags will buy any thing with the napoleon dynamite name plastered on it (also see over-rated piece of shit)
fag:Vote for pedro! I love napoleon dynamite!!!11!1
normal person with a sense of what's funny: Go die in a forest fire
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Slow-paced pointless movie, yet somehow it is still a great laugh. This movie causes idiot(s) to come to urbandictionary.com and write a 5 paragraph definition of their opinion about how this movie is utterly horribly indescribably super gay. Get a life, if you dont like the movie go watch the little mermaid, and get a life while you are at it.
Person 1: Napoleon Dynamite is the GAYEST movie EVER!
Person 2: You are a fag go watch little mermaid
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A film that nearly all of the young American populace considers funny. (Aside from me) It the comedy didn't do it for me. I'm a fan of Monty Python and the old SNL, but I just didn't find it funny. The constant quoting and mimicking of the mannerisms of the main character are so abundant that I have come near punching the next person that says flipping and gosh in the same sentence.
I hate Napoleon Dynamite.
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Complete waste of time and money. I want my hour and 43 minutes back.
Am I the only one who fails to see the greatness in this movie?
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Most over-rated, over-hyped, over-quoted, unfunny, piece of shit film in years.
OMG! Napoleon Dynamite is THE FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER! GOSH!
...Faggots.
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Truly an insult to film making. This movie cannot be decribed through mere text only. The god-awfulness of this shit heap is so hidden that millions of mindless douche-bags think its the funniest thing in the world, and to show it they cheapen the phrases such as "gosh!" and "idiot!" and that stupid tater tots shit so much that it even further deepens my contempt for this shitty movie.
Whats so funny about some dipshit kid who talks like a bitch? And even if it were funny, why would it be funny when you say it? Well, its not. Every review on here that is for Napoleon Dynamite includes the words "frickin'" "gosh", or "sweet!". I would rather be blasted in the face with a shotgun loaded with Al Gore's semen than listen to another one of these horrible renditions of this shitty movie. Oh look, the guy needs chapstick! Call the whole extended family, Barbara, this movie needs to be seen over and over and over!
Why don't you fucking lunatics just break down and stalk this shithead who played Napoleon Dynamite so you can ask him to do the lines over and over for you so you don't have to blather it off to everyone you meet? Seriously, this shit needs to end. I'm so sick of this movie. Shitty only half describes it. Take shit, add a baboon's ass, and multiply by Michael Moore, and the product is Napoleon Dynamite.
Hey! Guess what I got? The Napoleon Dynamite DVD with 12 hours of extra footage of him saying "IDIOT!"!!! Wh....what are you doing with that steak knife? Wait! NO! AUGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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A movie that outlines the absolute absurdity of Western culture and the American Dream, also the meaninglessness of even existing to begin with. No, it is not meant to be a comedy. And no, it is not 'flippin' sweet'. Sure, there are funny quotes. For example:
'Who wants to bet I can go throw a football over them mountains?', 'Would you want a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? .. Forget about it.', 'Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap?'(Yes, it was funny)
There were several scenes in the movie that outlined the pointlessness of what I described earlier. The chicken silo where Napoleon works, the place where Napoleon buys D'Kwon's dance grooves, Napoleon's mormon school, and yes, even all of outdoors. The movie WAS indeed filmed in Idaho. The reason nobody liked it was because of the mass conformity everyone went through, kind of like a virus. The people that spouted idiotic quotes at every opportunity were a plague, and while thinking they were original, were actually conforming into one huge .. blob. This movie is not a comedy, it is an eye-opener, an enrichment of our own idealistic views and an insight into our meaningless existence. It is also inspirational in an oddly absurd way, but also depressing at the same time, thinking that someone like Pedro can win the class president race just by Napoleon dancing his D-Kwon dance(Which you can NOT repeat). Yes, he conquered the evils of Summer Wheatley, but it also made me sad thinking about the mindless peers these kids had, all voting like sheep.
Napoleon's chronic lying and story-telling made me laugh as well. In an odd way, he was either extremely cool or extremely uncool. In the eighties and early nineties, he would have been considered extremely uncool. But now, he would have been considered a God. His lying adds to the big picture. It shows an example of him lying to escape his miserable existence.
Sheer genius.
'Napoleon Dynamite is just a huge example and metaphor for the meaningless of existence and the blending of Western culture.'
'ya i guess, lol IZ PEDRO DER!?'
'sigh.'
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