Goose Egged

An advanced sex act where the male ejaculates into the air, and proceeds to catch the jizz in his asshole. After this he takes a semen infused shit on his female partner's chest. The shit then rolls down the woman's abdomen and into her vagina where she then becomes impregnated by the sperm from within the shit.

"Oh my god Nancy, you're pregnant?!"
"Yeah, Brian Goose Egged me on our anniversary!"

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(n)egative

no... written in msn messenger!!!

it looks like a thumbs down and then "egative"

everybody knows that the opposite of (n)egative is (y)egative... right?

"sorry i can't come to your house today :("

"(N)EGATIVE"

(please note that in this case "LAME" or "LAYM" or "LAME TO THE MAX" or "WTFLOL" could be substituted for "(n)egative".)

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(y)egative

the true opposite of (n)egative. it means "good".

the opposite of (n)egative is commonly believed to be (a)ffirmative or (p)ositive. however if you believe this you are a dumbass because that would be a picture of an angel or some random miscellaneous camera-type object, not a thumbs-up. YOU ARE WRONG. (y)egative is the true solution.

it looks like a thumbs up with "egative" on the end..

"wtfbbq" "(y)egative" "examples must have at least 20 letters and 3 words" "damn that sucks"

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Egging me on

When someone leads you on and plays with you, as if it’s some kind of joke.

Lisa was Egging me on when I spent so much time and effort trying to get her in bed.

I was so sure she wanted to fuck but then in the end she didn’t want to. What a shitty move...

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Egged Up

The act of being made to feel 'eggy' or agitated so that you have been 'egged' up by someone. Can also be something that is done to annoy someone else in order to anger them so that you 'egg them up'

I'm feeling really egged up" or "I'm gonna go and egg him up

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Cadburry Egging

Putting ones balls into their anus and jacking off. While jacking off and nearing ejaculation, the force pops out the balls (like anal beads) therefore making them brown like a Chocolate cadburry egg with cream filling inside. One could also ejaculate onto the hand and then wipe the semen onto the balls making them appear brown and creamy.

I was watching some porn last night and tried "cadburry egging". It was great!

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egged on

Originating from the phrase egged, where a house would get pelted with eggs . Getting egged on is when you have a series of cuts on yourself looking like eggshells the cracked and scratched you.

I was making some breakfast, and my finger got egged on.

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