Cellular Eclipse

an eclipse in which the face is obscured by the cellphone

Tinder set a cellular Eclipse on her

Frolar Eclipse

An event in which an afro is blocking a view or vantage.

"Hey man, can you see what the board says?"
"Naw, man, Marcus is giving me a frolar eclipse."

arca eclipse

Arca Eclipse (AE) is the next generation of the ARCA (Ares Remote Chat Administration) software used to create and manage chat rooms in the Ares program. AE is a huge improvement from the previous ARCA software which was a pain in the ass to use.

Let's go in the Arca Eclipse chat instead of the sb0t chat. The owner must be smarter.

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tunar eclipse

when an obese and skanky girl's shadow covers you completly

me: hey did you see that tunar eclipse when whitney walked by
other person: no i was to busy barfing

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solar eclipse

Occurs when a special alignment of enormous, massive bodies line up in this particular order:
1. The Sun
2. Fat Joe
3. The Earth
Fat Joe's incredible girth casts a huge shadow over the Earth, plunging the entire hemisphere into total darkness. This phenomenon occurs most often around The Sizzler.

Fat Joe just got an endorsement contract from "Ban de Soleil" (It blocks the sun)

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Solar Eclipse

A black man with a bleached asshole, pooping

James slid under the cling wrap of his glass bottom boat and opened his eyes, to see what appeared in his mind to be a stunning reenactment of a Solar Eclipse. The silent dark sky, the moon in the centre and the sun's corona glinting down on him.

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anal eclipse

When your butthole consumes itself

I took a fat shit and my butthole caved in, I had an anal eclipse.

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