Eduardo Sanz

He’s smart, does debate and all. He’s funny, everybody that is around him is always laughing. He’s talented, he is in the drama club. He’s so cute...like its kind of weird how cute he is. It kind of hurts me knowing i will never be able to have him...

I just saw Eduardo Sanz... why is he so precious?

Ugh... i cab’t stop thinking about Eduardo Sanz

eduardo rivera

eduardo rivera mejor conocido como “simio” es un casual de san luis potosí, la cuidad mas cagada de latino america. eduardo rivera no suele mostrar señales de inteligencia al momento de hablar, es decir, está muy pendejo. eduardo rivera suele justificar que michael phelps entreno en san luis potosí para justificar la mediocridad de su ciudad natal

edu: cuánto miden los que van?

serch: momento eduardo rivera

Eduardo Contreras

A bottomless pit. Distinguished by an egg-shaped head and inability to get out often. Often found playing a video game i.e. Pokemon, Warcraft, Word with Friends, etc.

"Dude you are such an Eduardo Contreras! You just ate five plates and still have room for more!"

"What you're gay? You must be an Eduardo Contreras."

"Dude don't be an EC, Come out with us tonight..."

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Eduardo Fleury

Amazing; Sexy; Humoungous Donger

Have you seen my Eduardo Fleury? It is Eduardo Fleury

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Eduardo Pedro

Eduardo Pedro is a retarded schoolboy during the day but at night he's a GAY
PROSTITUTE.

Eduardo Pedro's offers are:
£20 for a handjob
£50 for a blowjob
and £1 for sex

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Eduardo Francais

N. One who is Josh.
V. To act is if you are Josh.

Commonly used among those who are in contact with the one known as Josh.

Your dialect resembles that of Eduardo Francais.

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Eduardo Squidwardo

(verb) Popping an ollie on a skateboard, then simultaneously pulling your pants down, and prolapsing your asshole in mid air, then passing out due to the amount of forced used to execute said trick

Dude do you wanna see this cool trick I learned? It's the Eduardo Squidwardo.
*Ambulance noises in the distance*

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