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**ABBREVIATION NOT TO BE MISTAKEN WITH NATIONAL ENGLISH HONOR SOCIETY**
9:1 teacher-student ratio - you'll get the help you need... probably
95% graduation rate (somewhat higher than state avg.)
Don't even bother reading the google reviews; they're complete and utter bull-crap. Talk about a lack of diversity within the school itself - the public statistics speak for themselves. This school is infatuated with boasting about its notable former alumni (Snooki, Keith Jones, other D-list celebrities) and athletic awards/recognitions, but fail to notice that it's only mere survivorship bias. Don't like it? Allentown's choice-eligible.
Looking for a great word to describe the school itself? I'll give you one: Yee-yee
NEHS-sympathizers, f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ let's agree to disagree.
Concerned mother: "New Egypt High School!? Are you s-sure there's no other o-options? *trembling in terror* I want my BABY to be safe from DRUGS and BULLYING an-and..."
Realtor: "Well, there's Allentown High Sch-"
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i have NEVER in my life been to a worse town. I have lived here all my life and have hated it more than anything. all the kids here wish they lived in Texas or Alabama so they could really be a redneck hillbilly, there is constantly being rumors spread around about how someones fucking someone else and the bathrooms reek of someones vape or cart. this town is filled with racist, homophobic (closeted) boys and girls and the school system sucks and has only gone downhill since covid. we are millions of dollars in debt and everyone and their grandma loves to complain about the kids riding on dirtbikes past their house with their ring camera photos on the new egypt happenings facebook. they had to implement a rule where you couldn't have a confederate flag on the back of your truck while driving because of how much it was happening. you have a better chance of winning the lottery than finding a genuine friend and if you just moved here people will swarm you and then spread your shit around the school a week later. No one here likes it besides the parents that cope with the fact their perfect little small town is nothing what it looks out to be. we also have a big KKK population. six flags sucks too. the town is being bought out and if you didnt think it could get any worse, it is, and it will. every student who moves here wants to move back after 2 weeks at most.
this town is where rednecks, wannabe hoodlums, and whores come together as one.
new egyptian: "Yeah.. I go to new egypt.."
random: "where the fuck is new egypt?"
new egyptian: "by jackson, six flags.. you know"
random: "oh.. that place"
A very shitty place with very shitty teachers. You guessed it, very shitty students. Their main goal is not to raise student achievement everyday, everyway, it is to make them consider suicide and basically want to rape all dem teachers inside. it is also a place where students send emails to the whole school saying that they are the taliban and they will be bombing the school. it is also a place where there is a group of terrorists in the school named; "the bouries" which is a fortnite clan that started when one of them pickaxed a fellow 11th grader and started a war in the middle of the school. The bouries are hated by many members of the school staff and by other students that are NOT of the bouri race. the bouries are currently sticking to football and fortnite, but are shit at football and lost to a small group of 10th graders. this is a result of not touching grass for an exponentially long time that is beond the human understanding. if you want to know more about the bouries, then search up (on the urban dictionairy) the bouries AISE. AISE is also the central headquarter in egypt for the most fucked up humans the world has ever seen. (without mentioning names). If you ever, EVER, even consider sending your child here then you must be paid to do so. If you are a boury, you should be ashamed of yourself. everytime 1 of the bouries fight someone, 10 other bouries appear. this is the epitome of being a 5awal ibn mara metnaka zanya mesh ragel.
a7a neik, el wad da kosomo neik shaklo gay men American International School in Egypt (AISE).
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Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with this guy,
Person 2: i think he is an AISE graduate.
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Person 1: KOSOM EL BOURIES
Boury leader: Bouries assemble!
My friend told me he lives in Peoria and I told him DAMN you live in the ass crack of egypt
A project that you have to do on Egypt.
Guy#1: I hate this Egypt project.
Guy#2: Same.
A really long amount of time. Used to show emphasis of how long it’s been since something has happened.
I haven’t seen Jane in an Egypt year. I wonder how she’s doing?
It’s been an Egypt year since I’ve seen a good hockey game.