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egyptian twitter

people on twitter who tweet nothing but drama. they also fish for compliments and use the word bedan A LOT.

someone from egyptian twitter who just told someone they’re bedan:
β€œana rewesh awi ya mama”

by egytwitterhater102 March 30, 2020

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Egyptian Malibu

Commonly used street slang in western India in the late 1840's, an Egyptian Malibu is a mythological sexual act, performed by an ancient African tribe (that may or may not have even existed!). The Malibu was made famous by King Ramses the 8th in Luxor, Egypt, with his numerous carvings, depicting young women receiving his "seed" through their (no joke) nostrils. This is a rarely seen carving, but it is intact to this day!

"Hey I saw that chick in the Guinness book of world records on tv"
"What did she do?"
"She could take a glass of milk up the nose and squirt it out her tear duct"
"Man, she could probably give a really nice Egyptian Malibu"

by haravymas July 23, 2009

12πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


egyptian omelette

Closely related to the Epyptian Eggbeater, but the contents of the females/males mouth is spat into a nice sizzling hot frying pan. Don't forget to fold it in half and plate it up nicely with a bit of lemon.

"Hey Jeff, Peter and I have made an you and Egyptian Omelette!"
"Thanks Kane, you're the best"

by mcsilverue October 8, 2013

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


egyptian mustache

While having intercourse "doggy style" and chewing tobacco, you spit on her anus and finger her anus. then you ejaculate on her anus. you then smear the concoction on her upper lip, thus giving her an "Egyptian Mustache".

Last might I gave Joni an Egyptian mustache. It was amazing.

by vagrantvix January 23, 2007

25πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Egyptian Rain

It is the disgusting liquid that falls from AC boxes on you.

Aw shit, Egyptian Rain fell on me.

by Ray Palmer July 14, 2005

12πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Egyptian axe

Severe cameltoe?

Holy shit! Did you see the Egyptian axe on Jennifer?

by Thunderballs75 October 28, 2016


blind egyptian

Another name for a fried egg inside a hole in break
Aka: Eggs in a basket, frog in a hole, etc.

Friend 1: "Would you like a frog in a hole?"

Friend 2: "what's that"?"

Friend 1: "a fried egg in the center of bread."

Friend 2: "oh my family calls that a blind egyptian . I'd love one!"

by The Suspense November 12, 2017