Clam eyed

When someone is so high that their eyes don't open fully. 1/2 open etc.

Jonathan, you are so high, you're all clam eyed.

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third eying

The art of pulling galactic energy through the Pineal Gland in connection with the universal cosmos.

What was that connection that happened between you and Madison.. Oh we we're just "Third Eying".

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cross-eyed

to be totally plastered, drunk, or sloshed

After a few drinks Ivan Batinich became cross-eyed

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Akrami-eyed

An inability to invert characters to form words. Common in blonde nurses.

"ONO78? I don't get it," said the Akrami-eyed, blonde nurse.

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Cloudy Eyed

The act of being high on weed.

Me and my boys smoked killer weed and got cloudy eyed. after that we proceeded to pic up some girls and go eat at 7 eleven

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bong eyed

much like cock eyed. As someone takes a hit from the bong they look down towards it and go bong eyed. Also applicable to those whos eyes are constantly looking at each other.

check out that bong eyed bloke

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hawk eyed

its where you are being checked out by the opposite sex so hardcore that they must be undressing you with there eyes. also a new form of raping you with their eyes.

Dude, i totally got hawk eyed at work today!

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