Democratically Elected

Modern Usage has transgressed somewhat from the (original definition) - An individual or group of individuals brought to power by a majority vote of the electorate.
For modern usage See: Bush(USA), Mugabe(Zimbabwe), Gordon Brown(UK), Thein Sein (burma), Mahmoud Ahmadinejad(iran), Vladimir Putin& Dmitry Medvedev (Russia) Jalal TALABANI (Iraq) who have all been Democratically Elected in the past few years. Scary isn't it?

Your grandfather, somebody's son, a woman's husband, a father and thousands like him died in a war fighting for the right to freedom and democracy. I'm so pleased we have all upheld those morals so that we can all say that our leaders are Democratically Elected (see farce)!

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electric election

when a bunch of men stick there dicks into a light socket and the one who is least injured becomes presadent, this is why women wernt allowed to vote until a little while ago

Tomorrow there will be an electric election to find the presedent of dicklickeristan.

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elect-a-dangus

1. electronic voting machine; see dangus

So I git the go button on the elect-a-dangus, and the shit started smoking and beeping. It was beatness.

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2006 Election

1. The election that effectively ended the Bush dictatorship.

2. The reality wake up call that Republicanazis needed to put them back into the minority where they belong.

3. A Democratic intervention on an out of control Republicanazi government.

Hey Bush, you know that clamp you now have squeezing tight on your nads? That was installed courtesy of the 2006 Election. Have fun trying to play dictator now that your rubber stamp Congress has now been "privatized".

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election tourist

One that is preparing for a political discourse in response to any event. Mostly used by struggling celebrities

Person 1: "You heard what any high profile person said about Trump?"
Person 2: "He/She's just a election tourist. Wants to get more attention on her making it seem like she's on the good side."

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Elect the dead

A web site made to promote the disbanning of the Electoral College

Elect The Dead is a website designed by Serj Tankian to ptomote the disbanning of the electoral college and put more power into the "peoples" votes

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Election day

When America either gets saved or fucked on the first Tuesday of November every 4 years.

On Tuesday, November 3rd, 2020 America is going to have its election day where the electoral college decides if America gets saved or not. It might create a civil war if the results go bad.

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