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he’s an amazing person . he always knows how to make you smile . he may be a pain , but he’s just amazing . he’s the one person you wouldn’t trade the world for . he’s the kind of boy who makes your heart race every time you see him .. or the type of boy that has a smile of gold . if you have an elijah in your life , you better keep him , he’s just simply amazing & someone you would want to spend the rest of your life with ..
“he’s so adorable .”
“must be talking about elijah .”
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A Gay Ass Nigga who is ass at 2k, He is a simp ass bitch who sucks cock, and has a boyfriend named Brent =)
Your a fucking Elijah
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Elijah makes a huge impact on your life and is impossible to forget. An amazing friend. The most gorgeous, wonderful guy you could ever lay eyes on. He is different, out of the ordinary, special. His smile makes all the girls go weak at the knees. His hair, oh god his hair...With his wonderfully smooth, hilarious personality it's impossible to dislike Elijah. Absolutely nothing can get in his way. He want's to stand out. He's not even aware of the swooning chicks that are desperately waiting for him to give them one of his looks. He's independent. Beautiful. Perfection. male who is never afraid to give up. He is strong and fights for what he loves. Elijah is a loyal friend. When he holds you in his arms you never want him to let go. Elijah makes you feel beautiful about yourself
Bad ass,hot,good looking,Elijah
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Elijah is the guy that all of the popular kids want to be friends with but he gets uncomfortable around them. Elijah is the straight guy that is always submissive to his female friends that he has no clue why they are friends with him. Elijah is also one of the only straight guys in school that will openly say he plays golf, Elijah will also go to great lengths to avoid his problems that he does not know how to solve but he is too shy to ask for help. Elijah is the same lazy guy that falls to pure pressure and will always have you laughing and smiling and go out of his way to see how you are doing. No Elijah is not the most popular kid in the school but he is great at monopoly and will always laugh at everything, the only problem is that he isn't comfortable sharing his emotions and feeling and he tends to cage them up. You are probably very lucky to have an Elijah in your life as a friend or Boyfriend.
Popular kid : "What is the hap"
Elijah: " eh I don't know"
Popular kid: "ok"
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A Elijah is so cute he will catch your eye in a minute . Elijah’s so funny . They also make every room light up when they walk into it ! Elijah’s are very smart . They have the best smile. And mostly have brown hair and brown eyes . Is very good at sports !
The girl”Hey look at that boy he is so cute”
Elijah “ hey why are those girls staring at me ?”
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A really cute boy,nice,sweet,kind and even more but he is the number 1 boy u can ever have I really like him the best boy is him🤞🏻
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Elijahs are commonly known to be the single biggest clowns in human history but they don't belong in a circus, yet instead a prison due to their constant thirst for child sexual abuse (preferably male). Elijahs are generally around or below 5ft and are often mistaken to be a gnome or small leprechaun, their vocabulary's are often considered "extended" as there is no limit to the slurs they will use. They have a pure desire and craving to deepthroat every singular long object in the entire galaxy. They are considered to be the most racist and sexist living beings that have ever existed. They generally have a major sexual attraction towards feet which may be a result of being born with irregular gigantic sized feet which is the singular only large part about their body apart from their forehead which makes up over one third of his body (Ratio 1/3Forehead). An Elijah often spends their free time looking at horrific dog doujins which the tags alone would make someone want to die. Elijahs also most of the time have consumed litres of Aioli and have a garlic breath that will kill anyone with a nose within a 50Mile Radius. Even giving a child the name Elijah should be punishable by death.
Person 1: "An Elijah has moved in next door, make sure the kids don't wander."
Person 2: "I saw his feet and want to die. Oh no kids don't go in there!"
Child 1: *Fucking Dies*
Child 2 *Also Fucking Dies*
Elijah used as an Insult- "You look like an Elijah" (Often recipient of insult will implode)
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