chick-fil-a employee

a person who uses my pleasure after every sentence

I wanna be a chick-fil-a employee.

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psych ward employee

Me. I am psych ward employee. I kick ass. :D Also, my insults, though assumed, are not gay...in fact, they sound pretty much like everyone else's.

I found psycho bitch when she was sexy kinky girl fighting with Gumba Gumba (yep Kyle, she didn't know of lunar shadows yet...you've been proven wrong, haha), I found her when she was mocha fighting with lunar shadows, and I will soon find her yet again. I know you're out that, crazy girl.

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National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day

December 17th is National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day. This is the one day of the year where it will be socially acceptable to throw a crab at a McDonald’s employee. Gender of crab is not of importance but please no female crabs.

Quote 1 - DeMarcus: come with me to get some crabs from the fish market! they’re on sale today for only $6 each!
Jamal: oh ya! I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day!

Quote 2 - McDonalds Employee: Hey! What do you think you’re doing!?
Jamal: Look at the date, dumbass!
McDonalds Employee: oh ya I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day! My bad!

personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce

Piles of personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce Township business after eviction

Piles of personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce Township business after eviction

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yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!

An extremely funny TikTok sound that we need to talk about more. I try to find places in my conversations to say it but there just aren't any chances. You best know the second there's an opportunity I will be saying it.

yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!is very funny and iconic and DO NOT tell me different

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yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!

An extremely funny TikTok sound that we need to talk about more. I try to find places in my conversations to say it but there just aren't any chances. You best know the second there's an opportunity I will be saying it.

yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt! is very funny and iconic and DO NOT tell me different

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Dunkin Donuts Employee

When one is dropping "0" kills in rainbow six siege.

"Bro, I'm like CJ I'm a Dunkin Donuts Employee"