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A move performed by Recoome, a villain and member of The Ginyu Force in the hit series "Dragon Ball Z". Also used as a nonsensical term for exggeration in awesome stories.
The move is executed when one strikes a ballet-like pose and fires a purple energy beam out of their mouth, dealing massive amounts of damage on the target and rendering them speechless from the sight of such a ridiculous attack.
Person 1: My mom was pissed that I didn't vacuum so she hit me with a Recoome Eraser Gun and threw me down some stairs.
Person 2: Holy shit, dude! Are you okay?
Person 1: Yeah, I mean my power level is over 9000 Needless to say, I vacuumed the house after that.
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Masturbating so violently that there is enough friction to erase the fingerprints on your masturbating hand.
Sorry man, I just watched that hot chick from That 70s Show and had to erase my fingerprints really fast.
Erasing your fingerprints?
You know, whack it.
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A large pink eraser is a synthetic rubber block shape, used to erase pencil marks. It is large, it is pink.
Person 1: "Oh no I made a spelling error!"
Person 2: *Whips out his large pink eraser* "Use this"
Person one: *fucking dies*
When you take the end of an eraser and rub it against your skin for a long time, quickly. A friend does the same thing to themselves and who ever can last the longest rubbing the eraser on their skin wins.
Christopher and I have killer scars from our eraser burn war, it hurt for weeks!
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Large succulent nips. See also Jumbo eraser end nipples
You could hang your dry cleaning from her eraser ends.
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(Ajective) someone with mold on thier scalp and with cheese on thier face, that takes a shower and gets thier face erased from all the crust.
Timmy's moldy head and cheesy face.
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Refers to the (unfortunately very-seldom-practiced!) consideration of using a separate hand-held rubber eraser --- or at least to slip on one of those much-longer-lasting wedge-shaped "supplementary" eraser-caps if you know you'll be doing a lot or error-expunging --- to clean most of your mistakes instead of just mindlessly consuming your pencil's minuscule built-in eraser, so that you don't wear da entire 0%!$&#@ eraser clear down to the metal ferrule before the pencil's even been "sharpened away" much at all, causing any unfortunate person who subsequently attempts to use said pencil to not have any eraser left for "emergency" erasures (i.e., where he needs to make a quick correction in a tense/flurried situation, like trying to hastily jot down a phone number or address, or to quickly fill out a form where neatness is a must). It helps eliminate waste, as well --- think how many still-perfectly-usable pencils (i.e., they still have most of their "length" remaining) likely get discarded just because their erasers are worn down.
I always bring along a few pencil cap erasers in my purse, since I know how few people actually practice pencil-eraser etiquette, and so oftentimes the only pencils that will be lying around for people to use will not have any eraser left.
P.S. There's also such a thing as "pencil-POINT etiquette --- if ya wear down the lead in a "public" pencil, such as a string-tethered one for a "customer comments" notes-box, practice a little fellow-human consideration by scraping away a bit of the wood at the tip to expose a little of the graphite core again (here's where always carrying a small pen-knife --- or even better, one of those tiny two-finger-grip "dog-bone" or "hourglass" style sharpeners --- can come in handy), so that da next patron who wishes to fill out a store-satisfaction card can have enough of a point on da pencil to actually do so!