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Getting your hopes up. It's also called an unwanted mental erection, when you get your hopes up, but have a really hard time trying to bring them back down. Like an erection in public.
A: "He's so cute! I think he was flirting with me in science."
B: "You sure?"
A: "Fuckin' mental erections"
When your penis becomes erect when talking to a girl, but not because you're horny or want to have sex. Its an erection caused by the good feelings of having a conversation with the girl.
I really like her, but I don't think of her in a horny kind of way. When I talk to her, I get an affection erection.
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A gender neutral phrase to describe the intense emotional hard-on that is stimulated through infatuation. It is one of many side effects caused by catching feelings. Infatuation ejaculation typically follows.
I have a raging affection erection burning deep within the loins of my heart .
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When your get an erection,it goes limp and then comes back again.
I lost my erection when my girlfriend's parents walked in on us, but then when they started stripping too I got a res-erection.
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When you’re in special ed class and get a handy from the guy/girl sitting next to you while the teacher is out of the room
Dude I got ~special erection~ yesterday, that’s the hottest handy
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The amount of protection provided by clothing such as pants, sweaters and shirts, that helps to hide the fact that you have an erection.
"My swim shorts didn't have very good erection protection last night. Every one in pool could tell I was as hard as a rock."
"I'd give these new pair of jeans a 10/10 on the erection protection scale!"
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The little fairy that every man has that flys around you and gives you raging erections during school and while your grandmother is fixing your pants zipper.
"Take me erection fairy! Bring me the erection."
"My erection fairy is long dead, and now I cant pleasure my cats."
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