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Auto Erotic Barneyfication is a sexual gratification term that arose out of the underground sex party scene in Berlin, Germany in the late 1990s. It involves (generally) men who like to dress up as Barney the purple Dinosaur & engage in sexual intercourse or other related acts with one or more partners while growling like a T-Rex.
I met this guy at the Halloween Party dressed as Barney the Dinosaur & thought it was a cute costume .. until I walked into the unlocked bathroom & he had both my cousins on their knees in front of him performing BJs. It transpires this dude is a practitioner of Auto Erotic Barneyfication
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A catchphrase on the board LUE at gamefaqs.com. Originally coined by DarkCobra.
Guy 1: So I just had sex with my sister...
LUEser: OMG how strangely erotic...
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Harder than funk, funkier than metal, sexier than funk metal.
More of a description of individual songs than a real genre, but may extend to entire albums and some artists could even be described as such.
Usually the result of a harder funk metal band bringing in a (possibly female) guest vocalist from another genre...with sexy results.
-Yo, did ya hear dat song Primus did wit' Tricky's vocalist Martina?
-Yeah, I never thought a Primus song could be sexy. It's like "erotic death funk".
When southerners see a truck so large that it takes their breath away.
"Officer, this man was found next to his spilled sweet tea. He has a stain on his pants and appears to have suffocated naturally. Looks like another case of auto-erotic asphyxiation."
"Thanks, Doctor. That jacked up Ford F-350 with the truck nutz must have driven through the neighborhood again."
"Shoo-dang!"
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For those interested, auto erotic touching is a safer option compared to the other, more exciting and stimulating way. The most common manner of AET would be for the scared weaklings out there is to only fantasize about suffocation while masterbating and sensuslly caressing their own body, (because the risk of death and brain damage from auto-erotic asphyxiation) rather than trying to walk the fine line between heightened sensation and serious brain impairment. Depending on how long the brain and body are deprived of oxygen, brain damage could occur even if death does not. Both men and women can participate in this activity.
Clint woke up in the middle of the night, cold and alone, got himself off and back to sleep by auto-erotic touching himself.
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The act of two people suffocating and pleasuring one another at the same time.
Lan and Vianca performed dual-erotic asphyxiation to the point that they both almost passed out from both the lack of oxygen and pleasure they were giving each other.
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An extremely funny flash animation made by Too Much Spare Time ( AKA Andrew Kepple ) cotains and old blue scot called dill. Found on albinoblacksheep
James "OMG u need 2 lyk watch dis flash L0LZ"(French Erotic Film)
Josh "erm yer ok..."
James " LOLZ theres 2 hidden bonus tracks, only the l33t may find em, LOLZ THATZ ME !"
Josh "ok, macmanji ha"
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