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A version of the alcoholic beverage known as Cape Cod (which is a mixture of cranberry juice and vodka) without the alcohol, therefore a "virgin" drink.
The pregnant woman who was still hiding her condition from her friends discreetly ordered an Escape Pod at the bar.
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A once great band with Lead Singer/frontman Ronnie Radke. But then he got jailed and the other members became douches and made Craig Mabbit their new singer. Craig Mabbit sucks at writing songs, singing and screaming.
Person 1: Dude have you heard the band Escape the Fate?
Person 2: Yeah. I hate them.
Person 1: But they're great?
Person 2: Yeah, they WERE great, with Ronnie.
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Escape Velocity in science is a theory about gravity and picking up enough speed to escape the Earth's atmosphere.
In philosophy it's that moment in your life when enough things are going right that you can finally break free from your chains.
"Today, I let go of all my past pain-- I've finally reached Escape Velocity."
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A band who used to be awesome when they had their old singer ronny radke, but now suck because their new singer craig mabbit it changing their sound.
Kid 1: Man, Escape The Fate was way better with ronny!
Kid 2: Yeah tell me about it
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a really amazing kinda rock kinda screamo band, depending
current members are : craig, max, brian, robert
love them to death, but even i think that craig kinda looks and sounds like a girl
the old singer ronnie is currently in jail
they have 3 albums out right now : dying is your latest fashion, this war is ours, there's no sympathy for the dead
best escape the fate songs include (but aren't limited to) : my apocalypse, situations, ashley, the flood, not good enough for truth or cliche
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After having relations with a women, the man slyly asks the women for a glass of water. When the women kindly leaves the bedroom to fulfill request, the man locks her ass out of the room pretending to be sleeping leaving to her own tearful river in the other room.
Friend 1 "How did your evening with Tara go?"
Friend 2 "I pulled the ol' Aquatic Escape on her ass."
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The penis slit, which released gentelman's relish or urine.
I pee and jizz out of my escape notch.
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