A community for people who are pure eshay
Zeno is in the eshay gang
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Old buggers who wear red sneakers and think they’re gangsta
Today I am wearing red shoes which I believe give me an boomer eshay aesthetic
The day where eshays dress up as one and do eshay stuff on 6/6
Until mid night Then your time is up
Oii lad did you know it’s eshay day today let’s go crazy
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Teenage Australian Mad cunt that chills around Norwood. They usually Staunch around the joint while rolling one.
Oi I reckon its Jett and his full esh mates, lets cross over I don't wanna b fucking with them eshay lads
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Whenever the TN wearing motherfuckers wanna go, beat them to the fucking ground
Eshay: c'mon bruh u wanna go bruh. i'll roll ya for ya TN's dog
Normal fucking person: thank fuck it's Eshay Bashing Day
*continues to bash the cunt*
In February there is a special month for all called Eshay Pride Month. Coming to a train station near you! You may see more bum bags around or maybe you see random gatorade bottles. Maybe you feel like buying those tns you have always wanted to wear. Either way, you will be affected, and you will become an eshay. Luckily if you're eshayphobic, you will stop being an eshay in March
Tyler: It's February, for some reason i feel like buying a Champion hoodie
Gabe: Didn't you hear about Eshay Pride Month, The eshay is creeping into you.
Karen: THE ESHAY PRIDE MONTH NEEDS TO BE STOPPED! THE ESHAY AGENDA IS GETTING INTO OUR KIDS SCHOOL!
Karen: Now, let me get my bum bag, I really want one for some reason...
On November 16 dress up as an Eshay and strut your way into the nearest drug dealer hangout. Make sure to wear your TNS and adidas striped T-shirt’s. Pop pingas and get into fights with random 12 year olds.
“Oi look at these eshays, careful they might roll ya”
Eshay: “Oi cunts what size ya foot”
#November 16 - Dress up as an Eshay day