ay let me tell you about Evelyn once you set eyes on her you, game over she is the hottest, most gorgeous blond hair and big blue eyed girl. she loves goats and especially goats cheese, wouldn't back down on a ramen and may be the coolest person you meet, she might not know a country other the uk but she is extremely smart and creative, she's last to get dressed but first to the party.
absolutely lovey she is and to others
can trust her her with anything except where the exit is on a train because it could be the toilet.
if you get one keep it.
loooove her
Person ; hey do you know Zimbabwe
Evelyn: is that a place or something
Evelyn is a caring friend but will leave you for a boyfriend. She can also be a bitch at times but shes still my bff.
Evelyn is a nice people
She is a big mean girl but can be nice at times but not really
Evelyn is mean
Some girl that has a thing for lads shorter than her. Does she have a fetish for dwarfs?? Idk but it sure seems like that. She also only hangs out with lads out of school because she’s a slag who leads them on and makes them depressed because she’s like that. She also has this weird obsession with the colour yellow??
*boy under the height of 4’5 walks past*
Evelyn- “damn I’ll suck him off so much that there’d be nothing left of him to suck”
An Evelyn is a total bitch. She is manipulative and will use your kindness against you. She will also steal your boyfriend and keep him trapped. He will not be allowed to see his friends and she will stab anyone who will get too close to him.
That bitch, Evelyn, stole my boyfriend.