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A place where homosexuals and/or people who are thoroughly not excellent gather.
Dan, your "centre for excellence" is gay, as are you. You are also not excellent in any way.
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That stripper the guys bought for me while I was in the hospital wins the award for Nursing Excellence, if ya know what I mean.
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A strangely-worded substitution for people who mean to say "excellent" but always need to add extra words onto a sentence to make it sound smarter
Guy: Hey man, I got your sink unclogged for you
Optimal Prime: Excellent well! Thanks!
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when some one thinks they are greater then everyone else
Tom:"Yeah dude I can eat all i want and still stay skinny"
Brad: "Well not all of us piss excellence in the morning"
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The feeling you get when you do something most excellent. Is usually accompanied by hairs sticking up, heavy breathing, and smiling like the kool aid man, simultaneously. One can signify this event at the moment through intensities that vary from jumping up and screaming "Wowzas!" or simply whispering to the nearest kind stranger.
John Locke- When Hurley wears a red dress he looks like the kool aid man.
Sawyer- Haha, John you totally made me experience a Surge of Excellence, now I must go crush some tree frogs in the palm of my hand.
John Locke- Go and do that, then.
Hurley - (Pops out from under a rock) Wow. I fucking hate you guys.
Jin- Hey Hurley.
Hurley- Jin you're here!
Jin- I sure am.
Hurley- Dude you can speak English.
Jin- No, you're speaking Korean.
Hurley- Dude. Shut up and take off your clothes.
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He's the excellentest person ever (not really because i have a small dick)
Raul: Do you know Eclectic he's the best!!!
Ayu: Shut up kid ye gonna facken sack ye tongue afta i beat tha shet out of ya, yer focken possy
Eclectic The Excellent is also a short kid lol can you imagine
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A group of people that have committed their lives to farting excellence and are Purveyors of farting. Pushing new boundaries and establishing methods of deriving specific odor, power and punch as well as lingering presence in the area of farting. The COFE has established an international scale for judging and scoring a fart called the COFE scale(1-10) with 1 = a literal non-fart and 10 equaling the atomic bomb blast of Hiroshima. The COFE also offers classes that spreads knowledge on how to fart, what to eat to produce specific farts. proper times to fart and the COFE scale. Much like knowledge for making and juding fine wines.
Dude, that was the nastiest, room clearing, toxic fart I have ever witnessed, what is up with that. Son.. I learned it all at the Center of Farting Excellence. I was once as you, without farting knowledge, but have been enlightened, you too can become proveyor of farting through the Center of Farting Excellence.