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Total Existence Failure

When something malfunctions by virtue of not existing at all. Taken (but not precisely) from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". In the original usage, a spaceship existed for a while and then spontaneously disappeared.

Bob: Can I borrow your car?
Bill: Nope. Sorry. It's having a total existence failure.

by Al Benedict October 22, 2009

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this definition does not exist

this definition does not exist

this definition does not exist

by WCG847 February 24, 2021

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PRETTIEST PERSON IN EXISTENCE

๐Ÿ’—TATIANA MASSIEL ZAMUDIO HUAMANI ๐Ÿ’—

Dani: IS THAT THE PRETTIEST PERSON IN EXISTENCE OVER THERE!!!!!
Friend: YES ITS TATIANA MASSIEL ZAMUDIO HUAMANI!!!!!!

by Lolxdlolxd March 16, 2021


non-existant hairline

when your hairline is so far back it disappears!

Aryanna has a non-existant hairline because i cant see where her hair starts๐Ÿ˜‚

by non-existant hairline February 9, 2018


The Cutest Person in Existence

Talia is the cutest person in existence. Sheโ€™s so precious and tiny. No one can convince me otherwise, not even Talia herself.

Naomi: Talia was soo cute today

Bull: I know right? She must be The Cutest Person in Existence

Talia: Iโ€™MNOTCUTE-

by bull_loafs_talia April 28, 2020


Why does this exist?

Don't ask me cause I don't know either

guy1: "Why does this exist?"

guy2: " dunno man it just does"

by Isopropylalcohol99%usp June 5, 2021


Bane of my Existence

this basically means that the two people are in love with eachother

Anthony: You are the bane of my existence.
Kate: Should we kiss?

by laughingcryingcatemoji April 22, 2022

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