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when stinky air comes out of your bum.
when i was at school i let the biggest fart in class.
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An escapee! A noxious gas from the ass! An unpleasent flow of air from the derriere! A great way to have the ultimate friendship for life as once you fart in front of that special someone....the exchange and frequency, tone and smell of the fart can be mutually enjoyed....Go ahead....fart!!!
Fart....A warning to the brain that shit's on the next train!
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a fart is but a cry of a trapped turd, in the realm of the buttox.
Ex: "I farted. It stinks. I may have to shit soon."
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Noun.
Acronym for Fast Action Response Team
"Trouble? Where? No fear! The FART is here!"
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Something you do when least expect it, especially when your best friend is getting married.
Priest: And do you, Frances Duman, take this lovely Penelope...
You: *farts*
Priest: What!?
You: Sorry, I'm having my period.
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