fb

an exclamatory term meant to be yelled to a friend when pissed.

jim: dude that girl just took your cup.
ryan: fb

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fb

short for full beer

Beer that has been just opened

or an opened beer left to sit with more then 3/4 full

While cleaning up after a party you will commonly come across fbs.

Hey toss me an FB

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FB day

short for a Ferris Bueller day -- in reference to the movie, "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" (1986)

Were you really sick on Friday or just taking an FB day?

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fb

A kid whos ass smells and sticks to ur seat or anything else that comes in contact with

Dam FB ur ass smells

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FB Stalker

Someone who hides the fact that they are online and spends lots of time on Facebook in others business: reading status updates, looking at pictures and following conversations and comments with others. He/She may spend hours looking up people from his/her past and or others friends, gathering as much information about them as possible somewhat secretively, without commenting or messaging or otherwise adding that person as a friend.

How do you know about XXXXX?
I was a FB Stalker the last couple days.
Also: FB stalking.

FB Cheesy

When one complains about problems on facebook -- and responds to every bit of sympathy; kind of looking a bit cheesy. Hence Facebook Cheesy. Or ---FB CHEESY---

FB Friend #1 : You know, I feel bad his grandma died and everything but he's being a little too FB Cheesy about it.

FB Friend #2: Well don't be too harsh on him, but uh yea, that is a bit FB Cheesy. :(

FB Whore

FB (Facebook) Whore - one who's goal it is to appear to have the most friends on their profile, even though most are just acquaintances. ;)

Jackie: Hey, I didn't think they were friends.
Paula: They aren't...he is an FB Whore usin' and abusin' his acquaintances to stroke his ego.

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