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An abbreviation. It stands for Federation Prisoner. This is a nickname given to Amuro Ray of Gundamforum.com/Amuro_Ray of #gundamplus on IRC chat.
Damn FP that sentence you typed had many typoes.
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A very loud annoying Fortnite streamer that has gone through thousands of dollars worth of keyboards, monitors, and desks but is not bankrupt yet from the 9 year old kids who donate to him.
Wow! Did you see Lyndon FPS lose that game of Fortnite today. The cops came to his house because of a noise complaint
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Group of evil henchmen wearing blue shirts. They wander aimlessly looking for defects to take back to their lair. Once in their lair, they can make wild accusations and investigate their specimens with microscopes and hawk-like vision to find the slightest imperfections. They notify their doomed prey with a call.
The work now begins to find the rest of the imperfections in the system and fix the cause. This can cause days of meetings, excessive paperwork, tounge lashings, file entries, rework, fatigue, blank stares, feelings of hopelessness, vomiting, loose stools, headaches, excessive drinking, loss of employment, and/or hair loss.
Tech A (screaming) : "Don't answer that, it might be the fp-lab!"
Overtime Tech B "Too late, you're screwed! Another Fail!"
Tech A (sobbing in the fetal position) : "I should've bought them donuts."
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The quantity of nerves and stamina one has to have playing a FPS game.
- Shit, I'm shaking. I have to take a break from this "Alone in the Dark" game.
- That's because you don't have any fps balls. Give me the controller, bitch.
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The art of standing on top of a team mate, in a first person shooter style game, in a corner of the map.
How to FPS Totem:
Remaining in the crouched position for other team mates to take advantage of the same blind spot, by crouch-jumping onto your head in Counter Strike.
KermitTF is the type of person to waste his sad sadistic life writing about another person ( he is a pedophile). He still sucks on his mums fat saggy wrinkly tits that honestly look like Aussie grown sultanas. He likes licking the bottom of ball sacks. He always has ashy knees because he likes to suck dick. His chest looks like great pyramid of gyza. He consistently sits in a wooden chair playing Fortnite in the living with TV on max to fucking piss everyone in his party off plus his pc breaks and rages like a pussy. He is biggest troll in real life as well. When he is jealous, he turns into a fucking gremlin, he destroys everything that you like just so it's "even". He makes consistent jokes about midgets cause his tall and that's the only thing that he has good ( tall but disabled). He leeches off other peoples food just because his parents don't care about him as much as his brother.
Girl: hey, Kermit
Fps KermitTF: PLEASE GIVE ME FOOD NOW
Girl: Im hungry though
Kermit : MY PARENTS HATE ME GIVE ME FOOD BITCH
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Windows FP (aka: Windows Fisher Price), is the successor to Windows 2000.
Also known as 'Windows XP'. This was the last stand of a dying corporation to save itself, from itself. The interface was designed by the team who delivered the Apple Macintosh almost twenty years earlier, but is neither as stable, nor as easy to use.
Windows FP was seen by many as an attempt to make the Windows OS more Mac-like. However, with a GUI incapable of smooth transitions, the results appear more like melted-candy corn than the inimitable Mac OS X that it tries so hard to be.
Visual cues apparently have been taken from the local kindergarden. Everything is either big, lurid, or unnecessary (sometimes all three). Plagued with problems throughout, it's party-piece was it's ability to crash all by itself.
Me: "Dude, is that your lil' bro's toy you rollin'?"
You: "No dude, it's my new Windows FP"
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