The guy from Italy who likes to style his ball hair.
He showers in hand sanitizer which is rare, because he doesn’t shower.
Secretly a furry, but sensitive so don’t bully him QwQ!! 😿😿😿
Oh wow, is that fabio?
I thought those guys were extinct!
One of the best people you will ever know and he will tell that for sure. Can be extremely annoying but charming at the same time which makes him even more loveable ,sadly. Very smart and very dumb at the same time. Has hit or miss jokes, no in between. Is a little bit of a princess. Fabio values his time, so don't waste it.
Can be identified by constant flirting and speaking "passionately" (Meaning he's fucking loud).
A person that has touched many lives and doesn't even know it.
Where's the noise coming from? Sounds like a Fabio.
Fabio is the best guy in the world and has a 20 inch ****... Don't need to say more
Yoo dude! look at Fabio's *****... wooooow so big
Fabio is a Venezuelan boy who simps way too much and likes to call teachers a lemon. Fabio loves to take forty minute bathroom breaks, hassle the lunch lady’s for corn, and being late to class.
Damn why’s Fabio ordering eight entrees off of DoorDash?
Fabio, it’s Mr. Limon, not Mr. Lemon!!!
Fabio it’s Will Smith, not Whill Smit
Fabio is very gay, has a nice dog tho, his ego is huge and he's also bronze.
thinks he's smexy but he's actually smelly
Dang I dont wanna play with Fabio, hes actually <500 sr
Has a hugeeee dick, so Big doesn't fit on his panta because of it's huge dick
OMG Fabio you hace a huge dick
An Italian man with lots of spice and flavor. A Fabio will talk and eat with his hands- especially if he has access to pizza or frozen Pineapple (a Fabio would never pair pizza and pineapple together-he’s not a monster)A Fabio will have piercing-blue eyes. Looking into the eyes of a Fabio can be very dangerous-a chemical called phenylethylamine will produce in your body, causing you to do/say crazy things. A Fabio will have the voice of an angel and be damn good with his fingers. A Fabio will have an infectious personality that will always leave you with wanting more. A Fabio will be ambitious/goal-oriented (he will probably use lists to organize and plan out his life). A Fabio will not settle, when it comes to finding a match. He will think that he needs multiple lovers, but really he is currently with the one he plans to spend his life with (that’s right ladies- a Fabio has already found his soul mate). A Fabio will make you laugh, cry, and scream - all at the same time. A Fabio will own cats (more than two) because he is the ultimate CAT-DADDY. A Fabio’s dream will to be to rescue animals or become a famous musician. Meeting a Fabio will change your life-for the better. He will make you feel whole, push you to be stronger, more secure, and independent. Don’t party with a Fabio unless you plan on drinking a lots of Mescal, talking beautiful nonsense for three days, and forgetting to sleep and eat. Find your Fabio!
Physical, emotional, and mental perfection in a human being is exceedingly rare; that must be a Fabio.
You’re eating pizza? You must be with a Fabio.
“Yes, Fabio - don’t stop, Fabio”.
I love you, Fabio.