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1. The scale that describes the level to which a person is more or less dorky.
Mike: I am the greatest janitorial engineer of all time and all of the women at the homeless shelter love me!
George: Uh oh... the dork factor is rising...
Amy: Sandra is extremely cool.
Lisa: Yea she has an extremely low dork factor.
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A type of porno where a guy bangs a girl in her mouth. It's not a regular blowjob, but one where the guy thrusts his penis in the girls mouth as it were a vagina. The girl is usually choking with watery eyes sometimes even vomiting. Then the man usually ejaculates deep in her throat. It's quite possibly the highest degradation of women, but it's arousing to watch.
Dude you gotta see the Briana Banks Gag-Factor!
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Black people
Common roundabout way of talking about black-on-X crime and its perpetrators, while shifting blame on "socioeconomic factors" and "systematic racism forcing people to do X".
Recently a slew of jewelry stores in New York City got robbed, socioeconomic factors are blamed for this spike in theft.
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To increase the "wtf factor" would be to make the situation weird.
This kid not only jumped out from behind the First National Bank's entrance wearing a full indian costume, but when the bank cop gave him a high five and a 10 dollar bill, it really increased the wtf factor.
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No matter what you do, say or try it always turns out wrong. The Phillips Factor has struck again. Someone must have a voodoo doll that’s coated with your DNA.
…………. Situation Number 543 ……
“You fellas are not going to believe what happened to me after I left work last night. I ran out of gas on the way to the burger joint, so I ended up walking the rest of the way. I got there and bought a burger. I took a bite and something wriggled in my mouth. It was a big black cockroach. I went to take the burger back and they had closed. I threw it on the ground and next minute this police officer came across the road and fined me for littering. When I finally got back to my car, it was being towed away. The Phillips Factor has struck again.”
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the rating given to the level of pressure on one's lower digestive system directly relating to the immediacy of relieving oneself. The level, or factor, is given in a rating of 1-5 with five being the highest pressure. Choke factor named in honor of Captain James T. Kirk of Star Trek as it relates to a warp factor.
Jose: Hey mang, that double jalapeno burrito supreme was right on.
Carlos: Si, but my gut is about to explode. pull the car over. I got a choke factor 5. I'm touchin cloth.
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Kirk: Scotty, I need more power. The Klingons are almost in range.
Scotty: I'm givin er all she's got. But my ass is on fire. Me and sulu got hold of some bad sushi and I'm bad off. I'm backed up
Kirk: How bad is it?
Scotty: It's a choke factor 5 captain. I don't think I can take any mooooorrr
Kirk: get to sick bay
McCoy: Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a plumber.
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the quality of arousing amusement, and scorn. A theory of science which appears too ridiculous to be seriously considered is said to have a “high giggle factor.”
Mr. Edison, you won't get past the giggle factor. No one believes you can make a machine talk!
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