Tongue punching spooky farters

Tongue Punching Spooky Farters is when a ghost hunter(s) attempt to forcibly summon filthy spectres by deeply rimming the entrance to the shadow realm.

If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.

Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.

There’s nae point in even trying Casper, we’d be as well Tongue Punching Spooky Farters!

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

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I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder. Also I pee on cats

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Starter Farter

That enormous fart given before a poo that can be heard from another room.

"That was some starter farter you gave in the loo babe."

Cum farter

My cousin ant is a fun farter to lee

Any you cum farter

secret farter

one who dissapointingly to themselves only acheives there best flatulence in private and on their own

man im such a secret farter i only do my best material on my own

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Cannon Farter!

When two separate dudes spray a bunch of lube into the ass of the separate women they were partnered with along with a vibrator to plug the hole. Each women on both sides gets on their hands and knees. Then they turn their butts until their asses are facing their opponent on the other side of the room. both men stand next to the women they were paired with while wearing authentic 18th century uniforms. When the men are in their designated position they face their male opponent and yell launch the cannons. Each women tries to launch the dildo and lube toward their opponents on the other side of the room using the pressure built up in their ass. She is tasked with angling herself just right using only her legs. The first person to hit either on of their opponents with the lube or the dildo projectiles win.

Becky we must settle our differences with Cannon Farter! John reload the cannon with lube and Vibrators. Now open fire!
Ps: if you have to bring this up during sexual therapy please tell them Mr.Kiwi sends his regards.