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A feature on MySpace that most normal people that have their shit together use seldomly, but it is use most frequently by people who don't have a life, don't have any friends in the real, are horny, and are trying to be cool to have 1,000s of friends and that makes them pretty much a loser anyway. A civilized person will use to search feature and add people they truly know and celebrities and bands they truly like, not pornstars and weird bands that nobody heard of just be cool and sick.
That person has 4,727 friends. Why? She has been spending about 98% of her free time using that damn browse feature. She should get a life.
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An excuse developers make in which a bug or a glitch in a program is supposedly “intentional” or an actual feature. Developers do this because they are too lazy to fix it.
User: “dear Dev, theres a bug where if someone buys something, it takes the money but doesn't give you the thing you want to purchase. can you fix this?”
Dev (the asshole): “It’s not a bug, It’s a feature. the script just needs someone to buy twice for it to double check. it’s definitely not a scam.”
that which is evil; evil quality, intention, or conduct: characterized by or manifesting concern or care only for oneself: a female of canines generally: features related to any of several long-tailed rodents of the family Muridae, of the genus Rattus and related genera, distinguished from the mouse by being larger: unwilling or unable to associate in a normal or friendly way with other people: antagonistic, hostile, or unfriendly toward others: often referred to as "it".
Rat Features:
sarcastic tone"guys can you keep it down please"
sarcastic tone"do you mind if i shut this"
General disgusted looks in a rat like manner.
Grabs persons arm as it is raised to light cigarette "do you mind not smoking around me"
"people from ... do talk slow though"
After encountering "it" you may want to rub excrement on "it's" walls, and smoother bacon in "its" face.
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The progressive addition of requirements into a project (especially software) after the specification has been completed. This can result in bloat and an end product that seems to have lots of extra bits attached with duct tape.
This is often caused by managers or consultants that do not have a clear view of what product development entails and start sentences with "How easy would it be to..."
Just to warn you: Will is the king of feature creep. If he suggests another feature to you, tell him to run it by me first. That'll calm him down.
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1. Someone who is ugly
2. Someone's face which looks like plastic surgery gone wrong
3. Someone who looks like a complete twat
4. Someone who seriously needs a facial operation but can't get one
5. Someone who looks like you
Your mum and your mum, AND your mum!
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During a s/w products life it will reach a pinnacle of functionality and performance. Subsequent releases of the software tend to diminish from that pinnacle and merely becomes a licensing/revenue raising exercise with lower quality releases as a result.
Microsoft Office 2003 was the feature zenith for the Office Suite.
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to have a face or a part of your body that resembles the area around and between a boys nutsack and asshole, 'gooch', essentially calling them ugly or retarded looking.
Man, that boy has gooch features!
Shut the fuck up, gooch features.
Hahaha look at the gooch features on that A-Hole.
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