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Term used to decribe someone who requires a large Starbucks coffee to initiate a bowel movement.
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Dara: "After three days I finally took a dump."
Renee: "The Fecal Venti works everytime!"
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A small oblong shaped piece of feces that would look otherwise tasty if it wasn't made out of poop.
Dude, come to the toliet and check out my fecal dumplings and brown sauce.
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Fecal Freckle... Happens when either a man or woman is receiving a rim job (salad tossing) and happens to float a wet fart with fecal projectiles that dot the face of the person giving the rim job (salad tossing). Once this happens, it would look like a person with freckles on their face. Hence the phrase FECAL FRECKLE.
Arina was giving me a rim job this morning and I could not hold my fart in. Unfortunately some fecal matter got on her face, it made her look as if she had fecal freckles.
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A person who doesn't wash their hands after doing number 2. Also associated with anal fingercourse.
Why wouldn't he wash his hands after taking a shit? Friggin fecal fingers...
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The inability to control fecal matter from sliding out the anus and into the pant leg.
As a result of too much anal sex, the muscles used to keep the feces inside the rectum literally lose their "tread."
What it's like to have Fecal Incontinence
"Fuck you."
"No! Fuck you! You're adopted."
"Yeah, well, at least I don't shit my pants involuntarily."
".....You're adopted."
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A high and low measurement of the thickness/solidness of one's feces. High Fecal Viscosity means constipation. Low Fecal Viscosity means loose, watery stool.
Roger was urinating in the men's room when he heard the man in the handicap stall suffering from low fecal viscosity. He was taking a mop bucket dump.
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Shit for brains. Cranial- pertaining to the head. Fecal- Pertaining to excrement. -itis: this is added in order to make the word more medically appropriate. Not to be confused with -itis in reference to the drowsy after effect of eating a large meal.
I think John got some cranial fecalitis!
What are you suffering from, cranial fecalitis?
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